<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : funny quotes : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Carlos Mencia as store clerk.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19345/1/" /><id>19345</id><summary><![CDATA[Carlos Mencia as store clerk.]]></summary><issued>2007-05-07T10:06:38+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-07T10:06:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A funny movie with Carlos Mencia. This is from a great website; well worth a visit: <div style='display:block;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com</a></div>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Dumbest Celebrity Quotes]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23956/1/" /><id>23956</id><summary><![CDATA[Dumbest Celebrity Quotes]]></summary><issued>2007-06-15T11:09:20+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-15T11:09:20+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Funny celebrity quotes... Must see!!!<br/>&quot;I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.&quot; - Britney Spears]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Some Funny Ads]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/63747/1/" /><id>63747</id><summary><![CDATA[Some Funny Ads]]></summary><issued>2008-05-30T14:47:12+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-30T14:47:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It's always a matter of opinion what is funny, but I thought a lot of them were pretty funny.  The site is called VERY funny ads.  I don't know if I would go that far.  I just thought they were amusing, and a time waster. Hehehe.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Fantastic Dilbert Quotes]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25361/1/" /><id>25361</id><summary><![CDATA[Fantastic Dilbert Quotes]]></summary><issued>2007-06-27T11:06:18+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-27T11:06:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[12 Fantastically Funny Farts on Film]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/85779/1/" /><id>85779</id><summary><![CDATA[12 Fantastically Funny Farts on Film]]></summary><issued>2008-12-19T10:31:40+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-19T10:31:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Here are the 12 fantastically funny farts seen on film.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny Japanese Watermelons]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/60903/1/" /><id>60903</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny Japanese Watermelons]]></summary><issued>2008-05-07T05:15:17+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-07T05:15:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Japanese watermelons are no longer round! PingMag shows some funny shaped watermelons and gives a bit of insight into plant breeding.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny Kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26511/1/" /><id>26511</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny Kids]]></summary><issued>2007-07-07T04:16:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-07T04:16:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Very Funny Kids Video Compilation]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny Billboards]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/48636/1/" /><id>48636</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny Billboards]]></summary><issued>2008-01-28T08:39:40+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-28T08:39:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A website dedicated to funny and creative billboards.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Witty quotes. (Yes, the link has been posted before, but 9 months ago)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/33202/1/" /><id>33202</id><summary><![CDATA[Witty quotes. (Yes, the link has been posted before, but 9 months ago)]]></summary><issued>2007-08-26T14:48:58+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-26T14:48:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Witty political quotes:  Number 2 is great (Even though it is a quote from a Nazi).]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny Duet]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/22890/1/" /><id>22890</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny Duet]]></summary><issued>2007-06-06T12:36:44+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-06T12:36:44+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Funny dog singing with a girl]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The unofficial Breakfast Club Quotes page]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26549/1/" /><id>26549</id><summary><![CDATA[The unofficial Breakfast Club Quotes page]]></summary><issued>2007-07-07T14:50:10+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-07T14:50:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Relive <i>The Breakfast Club</i> with the aid of the unofficial page of quotes. And it even explains the enigmatic punchline of Bender's joke. No word on the official quote page, though.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Quotebook]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/22528/1/" /><id>22528</id><summary><![CDATA[The Quotebook]]></summary><issued>2007-06-03T04:38:45+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-03T04:38:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This is a funny online collection of quotes started by my cousin. Some of them don't make sense, but are still awesome. *note: This isn't spam, just the result of boredom]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Awesome Drug War Quotes]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/132084/1/" /><id>132084</id><summary><![CDATA[Awesome Drug War Quotes]]></summary><issued>2009-08-31T14:15:08+01:00</issued><modified>2009-08-31T14:15:08+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Though not all of these quotes directly apply to America&#8217;s never-ending draconian drug war, they definitely apply. You&#8217;ll recognize most of the names on this list even if you went through the public school system. And Americans, if this country ever possessed the political equivalent of Jesus Christ, it was Thomas Jefferson, and if you plan on keeping any of your dwindling civil liberties, you&#8217;d better be praying for the rapture.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[&quot;So my girlfriend was searching Google.....&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/64804/1/" /><id>64804</id><summary><![CDATA[&quot;So my girlfriend was searching Google.....&quot;]]></summary><issued>2008-06-09T09:41:28+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-09T09:41:28+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Came across this.  I found it funny, yet really not funny at the same time.  You'll know what I mean]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Life can be so hard, funny drawings to make you smile]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/121761/1/" /><id>121761</id><summary><![CDATA[Life can be so hard, funny drawings to make you smile]]></summary><issued>2009-06-10T15:10:07+01:00</issued><modified>2009-06-10T15:10:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[These collection of funny photos are made to make smile from your face and to make your day a lite bit better, enjoy.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[yes and no in traffic funny cartoon]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36682/1/" /><id>36682</id><summary><![CDATA[yes and no in traffic funny cartoon]]></summary><issued>2007-09-25T12:14:26+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-25T12:14:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[yes and no in traffic funny cartoon]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny statues around the world]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/36148/1/" /><id>36148</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny statues around the world]]></summary><issued>2007-09-19T10:53:06+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-19T10:53:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A collection of pictures with very funny looking statues. Some are very bizarre.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny Exams]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/71472/1/" /><id>71472</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny Exams]]></summary><issued>2008-08-07T02:29:17+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-07T02:29:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A few pictures of some funny exam answers by students.<br/><br/>I couldn't find this anywhere else...sorry if it's a dupe.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Arizona Republic quotes psychics as experts on the future]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/134490/1/" /><id>134490</id><summary><![CDATA[Arizona Republic quotes psychics as experts on the future]]></summary><issued>2009-10-11T18:08:31+01:00</issued><modified>2009-10-11T18:08:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[No newspaper, as far as I know, gives its pages over to self-described psychics. Yet the Republic's story quotes several, along with the astrologers, with a straight face.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/11474/1/" /><id>11474</id><summary><![CDATA[30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes]]></summary><issued>2007-02-23T22:39:06+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-23T22:39:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I was the best man at the wedding. If I&#8217;m the best man, why is she marrying him?.. LOL.. If you think this funny read more...]]></content></entry></items></xml>