<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : funny quotes : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>19345</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19345/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Carlos Mencia as store clerk.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A funny movie with Carlos Mencia. 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Must see!!!<br/>&quot;I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.&quot; - Britney Spears]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>32</score><crdate>6/15/2007 11:09:20 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-15T11:09:20+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>63747</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/63747/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Some Funny Ads]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's always a matter of opinion what is funny, but I thought a lot of them were pretty funny.  The site is called VERY funny ads.  I don't know if I would go that far.  I just thought they were amusing, and a time waster. Hehehe.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>106</score><crdate>5/30/2008 2:47:12 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-30T14:47:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>25361</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25361/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Fantastic Dilbert Quotes]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.&quot;]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>54</score><crdate>6/27/2007 11:06:18 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-27T11:06:18+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>134490</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/134490/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Arizona Republic quotes psychics as experts on the future]]></title><description><![CDATA[No newspaper, as far as I know, gives its pages over to self-described psychics. Yet the Republic's story quotes several, along with the astrologers, with a straight face.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>98</score><crdate>10/11/2009 6:08:31 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2009-10-11T18:08:31+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>26511</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26511/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Funny Kids]]></title><description><![CDATA[Very Funny Kids Video Compilation]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>15</score><crdate>7/7/2007 4:16:50 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-07T04:16:50+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>85779</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/85779/1/</url><title><![CDATA[12 Fantastically Funny Farts on Film]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here are the 12 fantastically funny farts seen on film.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>201</score><crdate>12/19/2008 10:31:40 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-12-19T10:31:40+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>22890</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/22890/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Funny Duet]]></title><description><![CDATA[Funny dog singing with a girl]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>-14</score><crdate>6/6/2007 12:36:44 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-06T12:36:44+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>22528</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/22528/1/</url><title><![CDATA[The Quotebook]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a funny online collection of quotes started by my cousin. Some of them don't make sense, but are still awesome. *note: This isn't spam, just the result of boredom]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>22</score><crdate>6/3/2007 4:38:45 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-03T04:38:45+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>36682</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36682/1/</url><title><![CDATA[yes and no in traffic funny cartoon]]></title><description><![CDATA[yes and no in traffic funny cartoon]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>7</score><crdate>9/25/2007 12:14:26 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-25T12:14:26+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>60903</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/60903/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Funny Japanese Watermelons]]></title><description><![CDATA[Japanese watermelons are no longer round! PingMag shows some funny shaped watermelons and gives a bit of insight into plant breeding.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>136</score><crdate>5/7/2008 5:15:17 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-07T05:15:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48636</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/48636/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Funny Billboards]]></title><description><![CDATA[A website dedicated to funny and creative billboards.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>261</score><crdate>1/28/2008 8:39:40 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-28T08:39:40+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>36148</id><url>http://www.plime.com/arts/l/36148/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Funny statues around the world]]></title><description><![CDATA[A collection of pictures with very funny looking statues. Some are very bizarre.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>41</score><crdate>9/19/2007 10:53:06 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-19T10:53:06+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>33202</id><url>http://www.plime.com/politics/l/33202/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Witty quotes. (Yes, the link has been posted before, but 9 months ago)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Witty political quotes:  Number 2 is great (Even though it is a quote from a Nazi).]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>151</score><crdate>8/26/2007 2:48:58 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-26T14:48:58+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>26549</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26549/1/</url><title><![CDATA[The unofficial Breakfast Club Quotes page]]></title><description><![CDATA[Relive <i>The Breakfast Club</i> with the aid of the unofficial page of quotes. And it even explains the enigmatic punchline of Bender's joke. No word on the official quote page, though.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>110</score><crdate>7/7/2007 2:50:10 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-07T14:50:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>64804</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/64804/1/</url><title><![CDATA[&quot;So my girlfriend was searching Google.....&quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[Came across this.  I found it funny, yet really not funny at the same time.  You'll know what I mean]]></description><comments>5</comments><score>35</score><crdate>6/9/2008 9:41:28 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-09T09:41:28+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>121761</id><url>http://www.plime.com/arts/l/121761/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Life can be so hard, funny drawings to make you smile]]></title><description><![CDATA[These collection of funny photos are made to make smile from your face and to make your day a lite bit better, enjoy.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>-16</score><crdate>6/10/2009 3:10:07 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2009-06-10T15:10:07+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>132084</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/132084/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Awesome Drug War Quotes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Though not all of these quotes directly apply to America&#8217;s never-ending draconian drug war, they definitely apply. You&#8217;ll recognize most of the names on this list even if you went through the public school system. And Americans, if this country ever possessed the political equivalent of Jesus Christ, it was Thomas Jefferson, and if you plan on keeping any of your dwindling civil liberties, you&#8217;d better be praying for the rapture.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>49</score><crdate>8/31/2009 2:15:08 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2009-08-31T14:15:08+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>71472</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/71472/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Funny Exams]]></title><description><![CDATA[A few pictures of some funny exam answers by students.<br/><br/>I couldn't find this anywhere else...sorry if it's a dupe.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>-3</score><crdate>8/7/2008 2:29:17 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-08-07T02:29:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>21152</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/21152/1/</url><title><![CDATA[100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers]]></title><description><![CDATA[A quite brilliant countdown from 100 to 1 with 100 quotes from 100 different movies]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>67</score><crdate>5/23/2007 10:26:37 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-05-23T10:26:37+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>