To mark the EURO 2008 football tournament, SPIEGEL ONLINE has collected German soccer's most profound quotes.

I hope this is not a dupe, I cross my fingers... picked by SkandarGraun 1 year ago

Like the headline says...he's doing it for charity picked by acemak 2 years ago

A normal sex session at "Pascha" in the western city of Cologne costs about $67 but senior citizens aged 66, or older, who come between noon and 5 p.m., qualify for the half-price special, the brothel says. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

German synchronized swimmer Niklas Stoepel has won major national competitions, but he has still been banned from competiting at the international level. Officials in the sychronized swimming world, it seems, still aren't ready for men to participate in the sport. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

German holidaymakers no longer need to stampede to the pool at dawn to infuriate British tourists by claiming all the sunloungers -- they can now do it from home. picked by topofall 4 months ago

German Shepherd Daz has just been crowned as the dog with officially the loudest bark in the world. What's it like living next door? picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

The instructor tells the soldier, "You are in the Bronx. A black van is stopping in front of you. Three African-Americans are getting out and they are insulting your mother in the worst ways ... Act." The soldier fires his machine gun and yells an obscenity several times in English... picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

Not enough time to fry your own schnitzel? A German firm has come up with a frozen version that can be cooked in a pop-up toaster in just three minutes. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

82-year-old German man calls cops on loud neighbors, but it was just his own musical greeting card. Everyone relieved to learn it's not really raining men picked by bingo 7 months ago

A police car and rescue helicopter were called in to save a screaming man in a German forest, but it turned out that the man was in fact screaming with laughter. picked by AutumnLotus 8 months ago

Apparently more than were available... picked by Moe 3 years ago

Police in Germany had to call in a locksmith to break into jail when the lock on a cell broke, trapping a prisoner inside, authorities said. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

I know it is in German, but you can get the jest of it. picked by keroberos32 2 years ago

Shame! picked by topofall 2 years ago

Learn to speak another language while you shower! This cute shower curtain is printed allover with French, German or Italian to English translations. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

She ran out of patience when he knocked down and rebuilt a wall at their home when it got dirty, Christian Kropp, court judge in the central town of Sondershausen, said Thursday. picked by cmgoings 8 months ago

The internet is a funny old place. Donteatpoop introduced me to this little gem, and by strange means (I went looking for something else in response) I discovered The Boss Hoss - A German Country Cover Band. Do yourself a favour, take a moment to re-read that - A German Country Cover Band. Yes, that's right. I was going to put them in a reply, but I think they are so good they need a post... read full post picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Electronic Paper, how will it change the way we view information? picked by nesbyniccolo 1 year ago

Which one is the most inviting ? picked by wildminou 2 years ago

I thought I had a nazi bunker buried in my garden. Well, since then I decided to get off my backside and excavate it. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago