Can you guess why this chap is so happy!? Utilise his massive manhood - remarkably he fits perfectly into the top of a bottle! And he is happy to wait there until thirst strikes again - he loves it! picked by AutumnLotus 12 months ago

Put this on first thing in the morning and have a Shiny, Happy, Super-Cool Day.

(It's one of those Asian culture things...) picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

Police in Taiwan served a lonely man cake and sang happy birthday after arresting him for stealing a goose to celebrate on his own, an officer in charge said. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Happy Fun Ball sticks to certain types of skin... picked by Dangerman 2 years ago

Almost everything we think about what would make us happy is dead wrong. picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

Happy feet walks it out. I thought this had already been posted, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Anyway, after em0ney's post the other day, I had to put this up.
This is the URL to em0ney's:

picked by sykeo56 2 years ago

Despite everyone’s carefree joy in singing Happy Birthday to You, this simple song puts you in legal jeopardy every time it exits your mouth. picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

Chuck Norris is not happy about the Freedom From Religion Foundation's attempt to stop the motto and pledge from being engraved on the Capitol Center building. And when Chuck Norris ain’t happy, people get hurt. picked by Doggylives 4 months ago

The test results suggest elephants -- or at least Happy -- are self-aware. The ability to distinguish oneself from others had been shown only in humans, chimpanzees and, to a limited extent, dolphins. picked by dollyllama 3 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! picked by gammerus 3 years ago

Get out your gardening trowels. A day in the garden pulling weeds actually makes you happy picked by dork 3 years ago

Xaviera Hollander the "Happy Hooker", married boyfriend Philip de Haan in Amsterdam on Tuesday. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Miller's fascination with the world of the Emperor Penguin harks back to his days shooting Mad Max, he recalls, when one of the film's cameramen told Miller stories of shooting footage of Antarctica. picked by mysterio 3 years ago

In 1881, the optimistic Irish economist Francis Edgeworth imagined a strange device called a "hedonimeter" that would be capable of "continually registering the height of pleasure experienced by an individual." In other words, a happiness sensor. picked by kakana 4 months ago

AS SEXY workers go, the humble butcher doesn't immediately jump to mind.

But a recent survey of Australian workers has revealed that butchers are the happiest employees in the workforce - and they're having the most sex. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

An ingenious way of dealing with the resultant munchies, but not for an 8 year old! picked by kxmk 3 years ago

On this day three decades ago, Sony's original blue-and-silver Walkman went on sale in Japan, launching an era of personal, portable music and generations of oblivious subway riders and pedestrians. picked by bornbad 5 months ago

This fox likes a fussing.
Also, before anyone flips out, the fox is happy!
Foxes flatten their ears and whine when they are happy or submissive.
They are very different from dogs in some aspects. picked by Blankspace73 2 years ago

Or, unhappy. Whatever. picked by Bornbad 12 months ago

It's hard to miss the celebrations this week of the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birth, but unlike the life of Einstein, the public is remarkably ignorant of the real story of the father of evolution.
*However, here are some strange facts about Darwin* picked by Bornbad 10 months ago