Uhhh... holy s**t!! picked by beckinacea 2 years ago

Worshippers filled Christianity's most revered church on Saturday, lighting rows of candles, dripping hot wax on their faces and dancing in celebration of the Orthodox Easter 'holy fire' ritual. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

The Holy Church of Bacon [alternatively THCoB, CoB] aims to promote consumption of, and unfaltering love for, the holiest of holy foods: Bacon. We believe Bacon to be more worthy of nourishing the human body than any other food in existence. We abide by the Five Baconic Laws and live our lives in pursuit of the Bacony truth. picked by maven 1 year ago

We here at Baptists For Brownback 2008 have Copyrighted© the remaining 25 letters exclusively for our Christian use. Praise the Lord!(sorry, we don't have a "What planet are you from" category) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

A local entrepreneur hopes his company's bottled water will refresh - perhaps even redeem - those who drink it.(BTW, sinners, read the warning label) picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Jesus Christ may have turned water into wine, but for a group of Australian churchgoers the ideal place to worship on a Sunday is a pub. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Hundreds of believers - naked men, women and children (some of them in chains to prevent them escaping), cower in front of the men in charge in a dimly-lit room in the church of St Mary on Mount Entoto. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

A Norwegian church used lemon-flavoured cola instead of water in a baptism ceremony after its taps were temporarily turned off because of freezing temperatures. picked by AutumnLotus 8 months ago

One by one over the past four years, three educated sisters in India have wed their servant, believing he is holy and will miraculously bring them wealth. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Pastor Spann will save Liberty City's soul one addict at a time — if he can stay out of jail. picked by suebe 10 months ago

This is the official 'Unofficial' Monty Python And The Holy Grail screenplay. picked by buddha 2 years ago

"When online image-editing site Aviary released Raven on Monday, the Holy Grail of image-editing tools had finally hatched."

Well, my day is now officially made! picked by jaxomlotus 10 months ago

An Israeli archaeologist has found the tomb of King Herod, the legendary builder of ancient Jerusalem and the Holy Land, at a compound on a hill south of the city. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

"How should we deal with the distribution of Holy Communion?" he said. "Should we stop shaking hands at the sign of peace? Should we take [out] the holy water fonts as soon as the flu season begins?" picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

The most vicious, bloodthirsty, foul and sadistic villain of cinematic history.
Ready the holy hand grenade . . . . picked by VooDooPeacock 2 years ago

Transplanted to the Holy Land in the late 1970s, the Church of Scientology is increasingly integrated into all segments of Israeli society. Whether from the ripple-effect influence of its lectures on auditors or through the funding of charitable works, Israelis are increasingly - knowingly or not - being exposed to Scientology’s unique philosophy. picked by NoKidding 3 years ago

As before, a statue of Mary is appearing to move and weep, according to devout witnesses. Crosses are appearing in the sky to people praying at the statue. The last occurrence of this was 25 years ago during a similar period of national angst.


This was last time:

picked by murtysanchez 2 months ago

His Holiness Karmapa Trinlay Thaye Dorje, also known as the Black Hat Lama, revealed he spends his spare time surfing the internet and watching The Simpsons. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

Irst-fay anslation-tray in-ay Ig-Pay Atin-Lay. picked by Ellz 2 years ago

A convincing one. picked by glik 2 years ago