A mighty rude wind flew in the face of corrections officer Mathew Knowles on May 13. Knowles was three days on the job when inmate Kareem Haskins, 21, farted in his face at the Monroe County Correctional. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Deputies found a jail door unlocked early Saturday and were looking for the inmate. They spotted Jackson trying to come back in and found 14 packs of cigarettes they believe were stolen from a convenience store about a block away. picked by kakana 9 months ago

An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.

Theme pic is not him. picked by deEPCHill 2 years ago

Authorities say an inmate at Taylor Correctional Institution masterminded a scheme that resulted in false tax refunds of more than three million dollars. picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

LAUREL, Md. - An inmate who escaped from a hospital Wednesday, briefly taking a worker hostage and stealing two getaway cars, was cornered hours later in a cemetery by police and killed in a shootout, authorities said.

...Killed in a cemetery, how convenient. picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

Officials said all visits to California's state prisons are canceled until further notice after an inmate is diagnosed with a probable case of the H1N1 virus.

*remember...you hear it on Plime first* picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

Tyred of not being able to practice his religion, an inmate is suing to obtain a hammer, cardboard sword and mead horn. I'm thinking that unless he's really Loki, his Asatru is gonna be Thor. picked by ReBoot 2 years ago

A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. ''Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it," agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday. picked by ftfd09 11 months ago

A federal prison inmate got himself listed on the ballot for Idaho's May 27 primary as a Democratic presidential candidate, the state's top election official said. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

An offbeat South Carolina prison inmate has filed a handwritten lawsuit seeking $63 quintillion from Michael Vick.
(you gotta read about this guy's reasons) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

After a former inmate uses his orange jumpsuit as a Halloween costume, a nearby jail goes into lockdown. picked by Skid 3 years ago

It'll be his last joke - hope it's a good one. The victim's family will still get the last laugh! picked by BrownTrout 2 years ago

Since the US Supreme Court agreed to review the legality of lethal injections last month, only one convict has been executed: a rapist-murderer for whom a Texas court refused to stay open 20 minutes longer to hear his appeal. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Bet his buddies back in jail are more than happy to go to the dentist after hearing about this one. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Jerry Rosenberg was 72 and doing time for a botched 1962 stickup in Brooklyn that left two off-duty police officers dead. He served 46 years in jail. picked by suebe 6 months ago

Before being re-arrested, Willie Joe McAdams approached his victim in a bar, shook his hand, and apologized for shooting him in the head. Still no "Sad" category. picked by ReBoot 2 years ago

He claims in a sworn complaint he has filed in U.S. District Court in St. Paul. His beef: He's incarcerated at the federal medical facility in Rochester, and he claims the staff have foiled his attempts to send his songs to various artists. picked by arsphidius 10 months ago

The charge was rape because prison inmates are, by law, incapable of consensual sex.

How did they decide that? picked by jhordie 8 months ago

A terminally ill southwest Idaho man died in prison despite attempts by his family to use a medical parole plan that would have allowed him to die at home with his family.

This is really sad. picked by muppet 12 months ago