<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : kids : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA['Not Having Kids' Is the New 'Having Kids']]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/130252/1/" /><id>130252</id><summary><![CDATA['Not Having Kids' Is the New 'Having Kids']]></summary><issued>2009-08-08T21:03:28+01:00</issued><modified>2009-08-08T21:03:28+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The Way We Live Now: Alone. Abandon the kids! Or better yet, don't have the kids in the first place. They're the reason you're broke. And they'll just grow up to hide out in tax havens and rob taco trucks.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Older dads more likely to have bipolar kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/74688/1/" /><id>74688</id><summary><![CDATA[Older dads more likely to have bipolar kids]]></summary><issued>2008-09-03T11:33:41+01:00</issued><modified>2008-09-03T11:33:41+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Kids born to new dads over 50 are 2.5 times more likely to have bipolar disorder than kids with dads in their mid-20s. Probably has something to do with the overwhelming desire to call their dads &quot;Gramps&quot;.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Kids Who Smoke: A Pictorial]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/88798/1/" /><id>88798</id><summary><![CDATA[Kids Who Smoke: A Pictorial]]></summary><issued>2009-01-11T04:18:04+01:00</issued><modified>2009-01-11T04:18:04+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[These days kids aren't allowed to be irresponsible because their parents and the Nanny State are too busy cramming tofu and wheatgrass down their throat and throwing bullies in jail.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Why kids are stupid: Exibit A]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/30726/1/" /><id>30726</id><summary><![CDATA[Why kids are stupid: Exibit A]]></summary><issued>2007-08-08T21:59:55+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-08T21:59:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What the article doesn't say is that one of those horses is mine and that the kids weren't just shooting at the horses.  They also shot at three little girls and their big brother as they were running home to call the police.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Can Someone Please Explain to Me How These are Kids Shows?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80028/1/" /><id>80028</id><summary><![CDATA[Can Someone Please Explain to Me How These are Kids Shows?]]></summary><issued>2008-10-22T13:00:16+01:00</issued><modified>2008-10-22T13:00:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[OK let&#8217;s face it.  Kids shows are really weird.  <br/><br/><b>Possibly NSFW</b><br/><br/><i>B4 you ask, no, I'm not Natty</i>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/117480/1/" /><id>117480</id><summary><![CDATA[Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids ]]></summary><issued>2009-05-26T14:53:57+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-26T14:53:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Remember kids, don't drink and clown.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Kids in the Hall return with murder mystery]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/131395/1/" /><id>131395</id><summary><![CDATA[Kids in the Hall return with murder mystery]]></summary><issued>2009-08-22T19:33:37+01:00</issued><modified>2009-08-22T19:33:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Fifteen years after The Kids in the Hall aired on CBC Television, the five original members of the Canadian sketch comedy team have reassembled in North Bay, Ont., to shoot an eight-part TV series.<br/>Death Comes to Town will premiere on CBC in January.<br/>*yay*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Adventures of Little Batman]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/49261/1/" /><id>49261</id><summary><![CDATA[The Adventures of Little Batman]]></summary><issued>2008-02-02T16:43:35+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-02T16:43:35+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This is the greatest Batman ever, almost the entire cast is little kids, with awesome props, costumes, and even a mini Batmobile! Batman and Robin, The Penguin, The Riddler, Catwoman, The Joker, The Commissioner... ALL KIDS! <br/><br/>You have to watch this! (Part II and III in Comments)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Kids hate clowns, research shows]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/47405/1/" /><id>47405</id><summary><![CDATA[Kids hate clowns, research shows]]></summary><issued>2008-01-16T00:45:26+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-16T00:45:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Bad news for Coco and Blinko &#8211; British children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them. The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who examined how to improve the decor of children's wards in hospitals.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Iconic Album-Cover Kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/31688/1/" /><id>31688</id><summary><![CDATA[Iconic Album-Cover Kids]]></summary><issued>2007-08-15T10:06:44+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-15T10:06:44+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Some of the most vivid album covers in history featured young kids &#8212; where are they now? MTV News tracked down some of their favorites...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Pay attention!  'Barney' good, 'Rugrats' bad]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40703/1/" /><id>40703</id><summary><![CDATA[Pay attention!  'Barney' good, 'Rugrats' bad]]></summary><issued>2007-11-05T16:22:53+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-05T16:22:53+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If you have kids, pay attention or you will end up with a kids that have problems with...  hey is that a kitty?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Nose balloons for snot-headed kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/117782/1/" /><id>117782</id><summary><![CDATA[Nose balloons for snot-headed kids]]></summary><issued>2009-05-27T17:02:10+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-27T17:02:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Kids with extremely snotty heads can be trained to clear their sinuses by teaching them to inflate &quot;nose balloons&quot;        *props to boingboing*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Remember that kids show back in the 70's?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/55823/1/" /><id>55823</id><summary><![CDATA[Remember that kids show back in the 70's?]]></summary><issued>2008-03-26T10:03:34+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-26T10:03:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The 70's had quite a few &quot;live action&quot; kids shows.  If you want to trip through the nostalgia, this is the place to do it....Shazam!, Monster Sqad, Isis, Land of the Lost, Big John Little John, and many more]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Mom Waves Gun At Bus Stop Kids ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/37534/1/" /><id>37534</id><summary><![CDATA[Mom Waves Gun At Bus Stop Kids ]]></summary><issued>2007-10-06T12:12:14+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-06T12:12:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Wanting to put a stop to her son's bullying on the school bus, a Florida mother waved a gun at the kids and said, &quot;Does anyone have something to say?&quot; and &quot;You can all get some of this.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funny Kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26511/1/" /><id>26511</id><summary><![CDATA[Funny Kids]]></summary><issued>2007-07-07T04:16:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-07T04:16:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Very Funny Kids Video Compilation]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Rules Kids Won't Learn in School]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/47965/1/" /><id>47965</id><summary><![CDATA[Rules Kids Won't Learn in School]]></summary><issued>2008-01-22T14:54:39+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-22T14:54:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase &quot;it's not fair&quot; 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule #1.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Lies we tell our kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/61850/1/" /><id>61850</id><summary><![CDATA[Lies we tell our kids]]></summary><issued>2008-05-14T20:41:20+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-14T20:41:20+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Awesome essay on the lies parents tell their kids. Yes it is loooong. Yes it is worth the read.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[NJ dad who named kids after Nazis decries removal: &quot;I Love My Little Hitler&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/92198/1/" /><id>92198</id><summary><![CDATA[NJ dad who named kids after Nazis decries removal: &quot;I Love My Little Hitler&quot;]]></summary><issued>2009-02-01T15:48:15+01:00</issued><modified>2009-02-01T15:48:15+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The father of three children who have names associated with Nazis is accusing the state Division of Youth and Family Services of taking his children under false pretenses and says one of the kids appeared neglected when he saw them last week.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Dad Vs. Kids]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46010/1/" /><id>46010</id><summary><![CDATA[Dad Vs. Kids]]></summary><issued>2008-01-04T09:51:21+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-04T09:51:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ultimate show down!<br/>Funny video of a Dad and his Two kids having an epic battle.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Japanese Scat Toy for Kids ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/23023/1/" /><id>23023</id><summary><![CDATA[Japanese Scat Toy for Kids ]]></summary><issued>2007-06-07T08:17:37+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-07T08:17:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Apparently in the city of Fukuoka, Japan, there are vending machines that are selling little piles of crap that kids can purchase and play with... *With Video Goodness*]]></content></entry></items></xml>