Most people would rather kiss their dogs on the lips, than kiss a stranger on the cheek. I'm one of those people. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

Now Dr. Robin Motz can kiss his assets goodbye. picked by cb__ 2 years ago

Anyone remeber this old t.v. show.
Alice works and the local diner with her overbearing boss Mel. My favorite part is when her co-worker would say "Mel, Kiss my grits!". How's that for a retro catch phrase. This is just the opening theme song. picked by nesbyniccolo 2 years ago

Internal Affairs investigators found that Cappas ordered the two women to kiss and touch each other and expose their breasts in September 2003. The two had been picked up on suspicion of drug possession, but they had no drugs and were not charged with a crime. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger must have some balls, because the Republican "governator" made an impromptu appearance at a San Francisco Democratic Club dinner. The crowd was certainly not feeling it, and heckled him with such phrases as "Kiss my f****t ass. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

They can kiss my white ass picked by doggylives 2 years ago

Egypt is famous not only for its Pyramids which are tombs for the dead and rise to tremendous heights so as to kiss the heaven, but these tombs of Kom el Shoqafa or Mound of Shards (Lofus Kiramaikos in Greek) do just the opposite; they go deep in to the grounds to embrace the netherworld. picked by maxriter 2 years ago

Anonymously submitted stories, each no longer than one sentence. From the banal ( I recently had some Beefaroni that was completely devoid of beef ) to the poetically sad ( He would kiss my forehead and move my hair from my eyes in a way that will be forever with me even though he is gone. ) to the depressing ( I went to the doctor to find out why I had cold that wouldn't go away and a cut that ... read full post picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Barack Obama travels a lot, but many babies live in places he hasn’t been. That’s why he’s now accepting babies by mail. Send him your baby, and he’ll kiss it and send it back to you. picked by WeeBeastie 1 year ago

After officiating his wedding, Judge James Mazzone then sentenced Kevin Felder, 5 to 18 years for robbery charges. Hows that for a Valentines Day Love story?

“It is a decision between the two of us. I am sorry for what I did, and I want to be a better man when I come home.” picked by MUPPETMAKER 2 years ago

:IF General Motors, Ford and Chrysler get the bailout that their chief executives asked for yesterday, you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye picked by JoshSF49 1 year ago

What's that? You've never even heard of the apparently-indestructible robot who's caused trouble for Marvel Comics' Avengers many times in his 40+ years of existence? Sit back and learn. Soon, you too will kiss his robot foot. picked by bornbad 6 months ago

If that ain't the kiss of death, what is? Can McCain tell him to please not do that? picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

Clos du Bois has launched a fun promotion with a compelling altruistic twist - for each "kiss" people send via email, the winery is donating a dollar to WomenHeart, an organization dedicated to the research of heart disease in women. Clos du Bois will donate a minimum of $50K and as much as $75K, depending on the number of electronic kisses sent. picked by nunzi 2 years ago

Third in the series of the tower defence series by the same bloke. Vector TD is good, and bloody addictive! my record is level 40, now get killing those creeps! picked by davethefish 2 years ago

You see, Fabien and LaLuz both teach abstinence courses to Chicago Public Schools teens. And they say they practice what they preach. picked by nesbyniccolo 12 months ago

"During the sleepover the girls took pictures of themselves pretending to kiss or lick a large multi-colored novelty phallus-shaped lollipop that they had purchased as well as pictures of themselves in lingerie with dollar bills stuck in their clothes as well as other pictures." picked by gravyy 4 weeks ago

One reporters story about a day spent with Joe Francis; owner and creator of the ever popular 'Girls Gone Wild' videos. picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

A German medical student got some unexpected practical experience at the zoo when she gave the kiss of life to a baby tiger choking on a piece of meat, the zoo director said Friday. picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

Geologic investigations around the globe guarantee a sizeable space rock is bound to kiss our fragile blue marble within the next few centuries years. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago