His lawyers argue that dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem, TMJ. No thanks, I'll just massage my own. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

An administrator of criminal case appeals in Louisiana committed suicide. According to his suicide note he killed himself because of guilt that, for 13 years, he had complied with a judge's order to deny, sight-unseen, all appeals filed by defendants who were acting without lawyers. In Louisiana, about 90 percent of appellants cannot afford a lawyer, and so he had denied 2,400 appeals, without the... read full post picked by VictorDoppelt 1 year ago

If ObamaCare is needed to reform the medical industry, perhaps a reform of the legal industry is needed as well. Physician committees can decide whether lawyers are necessary in any given situation. picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago

Scientists give us advances like computers. Lawyers sue scientists on behalf of people who can't operate computers. Here we see seven of the worst offenses of law against science.

From Cracked. picked by hypnotode 11 months ago

A Muslim woman was accused of listening to an MP3 music player under her hijab while on jury duty. British lawyers don't really care.

I just wonder how they knew it was the same woman every day? picked by icepigs 2 years ago

Lawsuit by owners of a cafe in a shopping mall tried to keep Mexican restaurant out of the same mall, citing "sandwich exclusivity clause". Thank goodness we have things like this to keep lawyers busy and off the streets. picked by Wingnut 3 years ago

Lawyers for Joseph Edward Duncan III said Wednesday he will admit to the murder of 9-year-old Dylan Groene in Montana and to killing three of the boy's relatives in Idaho if prosecutors will drop the death penalty option. picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

Ensz's lawyers never denied that their client left a Musgrave campaign brochure full of feces at the front door of the congresswoman's office. picked by pulsisx 3 years ago

Iowa lawyers seeking restitution for 'pain and suffering' of consumers! picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Lawyers for a man who spent 18 years in prison for a rape he didn't commit say he has been wrongly convicted for a second time, this time in the murder of a photographer whose charred bones were found in a burn pit outside his home. picked by suebe 3 years ago

10,000 employees worked 5 years to make Vista. Presumably they were mostly PR People and lawyers... picked by BrightonCub 3 years ago

A state jury found Thursday that Wal-Mart broke Pennsylvania labor laws by forcing employees to work through rest breaks and off the clock, a decision plaintiffs' lawyers said would result in at least $62 million in damages. picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

Three 13 year old boys charged with rape, their lawyers argue the over weight girl should be "glad of attention" picked by randomthings 2 years ago

Oprah is against suing Patrick Crowe who has an 'Oprah for President' campaign. Oprah has decided that her 'lawyers overreacted and overstepped'. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

Well, not really. But actors playing Coke execs managed to convince several lawyers that's what they wanted to do, and filmed it all as part of a viral marketing campaign. picked by VoodooPeacock 3 years ago

"For years, Madison, Wisconsin police and city lawyers refused to believe a blind woman who said an intruder raped her at knifepoint. They even charged her with lying about it.

"Now, five years after DNA connected a sex offender to the attack, the city has apologized to the woman, known as Patty, and is offering her $35,000." picked by digitalgimpling 3 years ago

In an unusual sentence that has immigration lawyers questioning its legality, the U.S. citizen has agreed to stay out of the United States for the next three years as punishment for having sex with a 15-year-old female student.

We gave him a choice??? picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

A risque billboard promoting divorce has sparked surprise and outrage in some Chicago residents and divorce lawyers. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

Anne Lemen, 58, falsely claims to patrons entering restaurant/bar that, the bar serves tainted food, has Mafia connections, produces child pornography, encourages lesbian activities, distributes illegal drugs or participates in prostitution. All of which her lawyers claim is "Free Speech" picked by Hoosker 3 years ago

Satan balks, sends story to lawyers. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago