A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court.
He then made racial slur against a passerby - the final straw for police.
*alcohol may have been involved* picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

From the people that brought you celebrity look alike, comes the look-alike meter. Do you always argue who your child looks like,you or your wife, well now there is a solution. Browse through your photos find one of you, your wife and your child and wham! the meter finds who the child looks like. picked by soulslasher6 2 years ago

Look at what politicians are currently lying about. There's also an Obama Meter and a Flip Meter. picked by shuallyo 3 months ago

....Just Another Day in Miami's Parking Hell.

One thing I like about the ‘burbs is not having to fight for cheap parking or pay through the nose for expensive spots. Not so for people in Miami. Apparently, the scarcity of parking there has created much violence, a cottage industry involving the homeless, parking mafia and even a "magical meter fairy." picked by bingo 3 weeks ago

Seattle police say someone installed a phony meter on a fuel-delivery system at the BP distribution center on Harbor Island, resulting in the theft of 350,000 gallons of diesel fuel over nearly a year. picked by ginlamia 11 months ago

In Florida, if you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must insert money into the meter as you would with a car. (Write it down so you don't forget.) picked by yugosakimi 7 months ago

Mr. Jiang is the King of BBQ in Guangxi, China. Last Sunday, he BBQ’d 128 whole lambs with a 40 meter long grill all by himself and it only took him 2 hours to cook them. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

The God-o-Meter (pronounced Gah-DOM-meter) scientifically measures factors such as rate of God-talk, effectiveness—saying God wants a capital gains tax cut doesn't guarantee a high rating—and other top-secret criteria. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

A man found his own silver lining in all the vacant foreclosed homes and moved into an empty mansion for over 8 months, even bringing in living room furniture and two large televisions. But, he wasn't caught trespassing... picked by suebe 8 months ago

A diabetic man rushes to the hospital. He manages to pull in and collapses outside his car. Nurses rush to render aid. A meter-maid ignores the frantic life-saving attempt and tries to give the car a ticket for pulling into a ambulance bay, ignoring the nurses and even the ambulance men explanations. Unbelievable picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

She made headlines in the 1990s for piloting a plane across the United States at age 11 and from the U.S. to Europe at age 12. She is dead tonight from an apparent suicide. picked by Moe 2 years ago

A favorite of divers in Australia, the blue groper grows to about three feet (one meter) long and can change its own sex. But its numbers are diving, and researchers are trying to throw the groper a lifeline. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

Who care's if they drive naked, just set the meter cochise! picked by buddha 2 years ago

For $8 you can use your iPhone to see if your friends and family are speaking the truth or telling lies. The Agile Lie Detector uses voice stress analysis, a 3D spectrograph and a special lie meter to detect some serious, heavy duty brand of b.s.. picked by punthe 12 months ago

We have long enjoyed the benefits of regular velcro. Now German engineers have developed a steel velcro that is able to withstand extreme temperatures while being able to hold up to 35 tonnes per square meter picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago

A 3.2 x 2.1 meter (10 x 7 ft) work of Astro Boy pixel art made from 138,000 recycled Tokyo Metro tickets. See also: Mona Lisa from recycled train tickets. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Here is an idea. Take a 1 cubic meter cube, refrigerate it and ask men from around the world to fill it with... well just read the link. Women, you can participate as well. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

This is one of the two most perfect spheres ever. Exactly one kilogram—Imperial units be damned forever—smooth to the nearest 0.0000000003 meter (1.18110236 × 10-8 inches), and round to within 0.00000005 meters (1.96850394 × 10-6 inches).

Go ahead. Comment. picked by suebe 5 months ago

Following the Toowoomba butcher shop's triple-win at the 2009 Sausage King Championship in Australia the two meter high, fiberglass "Sausage King" statue was painstakingly removed and held hostage by five thieves, possibly with links to rival butchers intent on extorting the prize-winning recipe. picked by equinox 10 months ago

You are shopping when you receive a text message on your mobile phone. It is from the parking meter telling you that you have been given a fine. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago