<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : monkeys stressed : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Top 10 Videos of Almost-Human Monkeys]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/74680/1/" /><id>74680</id><summary><![CDATA[Top 10 Videos of Almost-Human Monkeys]]></summary><issued>2008-09-03T09:29:52+01:00</issued><modified>2008-09-03T09:29:52+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If you spend as much time on YouTube as we -- unfortunately -- do, you're going to see a lot of monkeys doing a lot of stuff. But as our quest continued, we came to a humbling conclusion. There really isn't much difference between us and our hairy primate brothers, we realised. We both laugh. We both cry. We both operate motor bikes.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Thieving monkeys 'out of control' in northeast India]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41922/1/" /><id>41922</id><summary><![CDATA[Thieving monkeys 'out of control' in northeast India]]></summary><issued>2007-11-18T02:16:37+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-18T02:16:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;Troupes of monkeys are out of control in India's northeast, stealing mobile phones and breaking into homes to steal soft drinks from refrigerators&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys Cured of Color Blindness]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/133249/1/" /><id>133249</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys Cured of Color Blindness]]></summary><issued>2009-09-19T01:03:23+01:00</issued><modified>2009-09-19T01:03:23+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Two male squirrel monkeys were given gene therapy and now the normally color blind animals are able to distinguish between shades of red and green in color vision tests. In normal situations, female squirrel monkeys can see a full range of colors, but males cannot see red or green.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys learn to do arithmetic for peanuts]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/31816/1/" /><id>31816</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys learn to do arithmetic for peanuts]]></summary><issued>2007-08-16T11:25:21+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-16T11:25:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What is unique about Addessi's study is that the monkeys didn't just choose between quantities but also showed they were able to represent them using symbols &#8211; much as humans use coins to represent value.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man, 72, shooting at monkeys, hits neighbor ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40408/1/" /><id>40408</id><summary><![CDATA[Man, 72, shooting at monkeys, hits neighbor ]]></summary><issued>2007-11-02T11:17:59+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-02T11:17:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Malaysian villager who was aiming to shoot wild monkeys encroaching on his garden shot his neighbor instead.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys Ponder What Could Have Been]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/114379/1/" /><id>114379</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys Ponder What Could Have Been]]></summary><issued>2009-05-14T14:44:44+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-14T14:44:44+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It's a good thing monkeys can't gamble. New research shows these primates are capable of &quot;woulda-coulda-shoulda&quot; thoughts, like those that keep gamblers at the tables]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Bad Baboons Burgle Bloomers]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/132935/1/" /><id>132935</id><summary><![CDATA[Bad Baboons Burgle Bloomers]]></summary><issued>2009-09-13T20:48:38+01:00</issued><modified>2009-09-13T20:48:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If you plan to visit the Knowsley Safari Park near Liverpool, England, beware of monkeys. Bad, bad monkeys:<br/><br/>    The cheeky monkeys &#8211; who are known for tearing off the odd wiper or wing mirror &#8211; have been targeting cars carrying the roof boxes before pouncing on the unsuspecting visitors, who are forced to watch helplessly as their things disappear.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Puerto Rico Lays Traps for Monkeys ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23727/1/" /><id>23727</id><summary><![CDATA[Puerto Rico Lays Traps for Monkeys ]]></summary><issued>2007-06-13T17:31:15+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-13T17:31:15+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Authorities in Puerto Rico are using cages and mangos to try to trap hundreds of marauding monkeys - descendants of escaped research animals - and hope to send them off to sanctuaries or labs, or to kill them.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Pee-ed off President orders monkeys out]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/132209/1/" /><id>132209</id><summary><![CDATA[Pee-ed off President orders monkeys out]]></summary><issued>2009-09-02T10:28:06+01:00</issued><modified>2009-09-02T10:28:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Zambia President Rupiah Banda has ordered scores of monkeys removed from the grounds of his official residence, after one urinated on him during a press conference.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys are Metal!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/132309/1/" /><id>132309</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys are Metal!]]></summary><issued>2009-09-03T17:16:42+01:00</issued><modified>2009-09-03T17:16:42+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Monkeys have been found to be fans of heavy metal music after scientists found it calmed them down.<br/><br/>*you ever see a Cottontop Tamarin? They look pretty metal too!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Study Reveals Why Monkeys Shout During Sex]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44696/1/" /><id>44696</id><summary><![CDATA[Study Reveals Why Monkeys Shout During Sex]]></summary><issued>2007-12-19T08:04:53+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-19T08:04:53+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Women sexually harrassed by monkeys in Africa]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/32946/1/" /><id>32946</id><summary><![CDATA[Women sexually harrassed by monkeys in Africa]]></summary><issued>2007-08-24T09:05:05+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-24T09:05:05+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us.&quot; They also claim the monkeys make sexually explicit gestures at them. Those are some bad monkeys.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[WHO reaffirms fears of Ebola transmission through dead monkeys]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/88901/1/" /><id>88901</id><summary><![CDATA[WHO reaffirms fears of Ebola transmission through dead monkeys]]></summary><issued>2009-01-12T00:10:01+01:00</issued><modified>2009-01-12T00:10:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The dead monkeys found in the forest in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DR Congo) might be behind the outbreak of the Ebola virus in DR Congo's southwestern Kassi province, Angola's official news agency ANGOP reported on Tuesday.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Japanese snow monkeys who enjoy nothing more than a hot bath]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/85063/1/" /><id>85063</id><summary><![CDATA[The Japanese snow monkeys who enjoy nothing more than a hot bath]]></summary><issued>2008-12-15T18:45:06+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-15T18:45:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Most monkeys are happy swinging in the trees of tropical jungles but from the look on the face of this one there is nothing like indulging in a hot bath after a long day.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Beware of wild monkeys, your life may depend on it.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/39103/1/" /><id>39103</id><summary><![CDATA[Beware of wild monkeys, your life may depend on it.]]></summary><issued>2007-10-21T22:28:29+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-21T22:28:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Delhi deputy mayor attacked and killed by a horde of wild monkeys]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Cartwheeling Monkeys]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83450/1/" /><id>83450</id><summary><![CDATA[Cartwheeling Monkeys]]></summary><issued>2008-12-03T08:04:39+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-03T08:04:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[These silly monkeys past time by cartwheeling down steep hills.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys teach offspring to floss their teeth]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/99477/1/" /><id>99477</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys teach offspring to floss their teeth]]></summary><issued>2009-03-13T09:34:36+01:00</issued><modified>2009-03-13T09:34:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Female monkeys living in a 250-strong colony were observed by scientists teaching their young how to use strands of hair to clean between their teeth.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman dies while escaping from monkeys]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/90220/1/" /><id>90220</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman dies while escaping from monkeys]]></summary><issued>2009-01-20T18:41:54+01:00</issued><modified>2009-01-20T18:41:54+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A young housewife died when she fell off the terrace of a three-storey building here after being attacked by monkeys but a baby she was holding had a miraculous escape.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys, capybaras are zoo's odd couple]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19714/1/" /><id>19714</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys, capybaras are zoo's odd couple]]></summary><issued>2007-05-10T06:42:40+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-10T06:42:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[They're Japan's odd couple.<br/><br/>Capybaras and squirrel monkeys, unlikely neighbors in the wild, are living in the same enclosure at a zoo outside Tokyo and so far, they're loving it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Monkeys for Sale!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/30758/1/" /><id>30758</id><summary><![CDATA[Monkeys for Sale!]]></summary><issued>2007-08-09T03:29:14+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-09T03:29:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The problem with finding a pet monkey for sale in today's market is complex. If you've been searching the internet for an affordable pet monkey for sale, then you know how difficult it is to find a legit monkey breeder or seller...       <b>Your search is finally over!</b>  <br/><br/>&quot;<i>Anyone selling nonhuman primates without a license should be immediately reported to the U.S.D.A.</i>&quot;<br/><br/>As opposed to selling human beings, which is quite acceptable.]]></content></entry></items></xml>