Doc Morris Pharmaceuticals have opened a big ol' can of controversy with a series of ads featuring sperm that look like Osama Bin Laden, Mao Tse-Tung and Adolf Hitler. The implication is that by using contraception you might prevent the birth of the next evil terrorist or great dictator. This has upset some people who don't think Chairman Mao should be put in the same group. picked by pocksucket 7 months ago

Teenager Ashleigh Morris can't go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day's work - she's allergic to water. Even sweating brings the 19-year-old out in a painful rash. Ashleigh, from Melbourne, Australia, is allergic to water of any temperature, a condition she's lived with since she was 14. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Chris Morris' Ambient Comedy radio show. All of the episodes available to download. Possibly because of the unique way the BBC is funded. Possibly without any respect for the law. Not sure. All I'm doing is linking though, so I should be in the clear. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

This weekend just gone marks the 20th birthday of the internet worm, which Robert Tappan Morris created on November 2nd 1988. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A horse found itself upside down and stuck in the mud after throwing its rider and slipping backwards into a ditch. picked by AutumnLotus 8 months ago

This is a repost , inspired by Karmaloo's 90 Day Jane post. Appearing in The Guardian in 1999, it was at first presented as a completely straight column about a journalist who, after one abortive suicide attempt is encouraged to give it another go by his editor who sees an opportunity for a best selling book. Only after the series had reached it's ultimate conclusion was it revealed to be ... read full post picked by Pocksucket 2 years ago

Chris Morris in a sketch from his show, Jam offers to lower the price of the home for certain... "favors" stated with almost contractual exactness. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

The traditional Morris Dance tradition seems to be dying out. Efforts are underway to keep this traditional dance alive picked by suebe 10 months ago

These columns turned up in The Observer in 1999, appearing as a genuine column. It later transpired that it was plotted all along, and they were by Chris Morris Got some people quite het up though.

There's a lot of it, but it really is worth a read.

I've posted it in response to what Indisguise said here picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

New research calls into question one of the most basic assumptions of human genetics: that when it comes to DNA, every cell in the body is essentially identical to every other cell.
This discovery may undercut the rationale behind numerous large-scale genetic studies conducted over the last 15 years, studies which were supposed to isolate the causes of scores of human diseases. picked by Bingo 4 months ago

One of the people who was instrumental in pushing for laws to increase the legal drinking age to 21 now calls his actions "the single most regrettable decision" of his career. picked by nateebiinature 4 months ago

More about CERN and the LHC.

Lapsed scientist and satirist Chris Morris visited CERN and wrote this about it.

The audio portion at the bottom of the article is worth a listen too. picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

New South Wales Premier Morris Iemma says experts are seeking international help for the whale calf stranded off Sydney's northern beaches. picked by ConeOfSilence 1 year ago

"I am MORRIS. I am great. I am running for greatest person of all time. So remember, if you don't vote, vote doesn't you. " picked by latueofstiberty 2 years ago

Karla-Rae Morris is getting an $8,000 boob job for free – and she owes it all to bosom buddies she befriended on a controversial website. picked by glik 2 years ago

Following this post here, now we have one involving actual exploding dogs. Well, not really - a segment from Chris Morris' Day Today on the threat of bomb dogs. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

The opening to the second episode of Chris Morris' Jam - involves a description of a suicide method that some might find slightly distasteful. Others may laugh with gay abandon. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Brasseye, created by Chris Morris.

First and best of the mockumentarys. picked by squirmster 2 years ago

Still looks like a bloke to me! picked by topofall 1 year ago

Strange lights appeared over Morris County, New Jersey, on Jan. 5 this year. The bright red lights were first noticed in the night sky by an eleven-year-old girl, who pointed out three lights grouped together, and another pair some distance away. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago