<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : new jersey : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[&quot;A Night with the Jersey Devil&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/80719/1/" /><id>80719</id><summary><![CDATA[&quot;A Night with the Jersey Devil&quot;]]></summary><issued>2008-10-31T08:55:36+01:00</issued><modified>2008-10-31T08:55:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A musical Halloween treat from that Jersey boy, Bruce Springsteen. Better yet, he plays the Jersey Devil himself in the video!<br/><br/>Video and free download <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here.</a><br/><br/>So who is the Jersey Devil? Check out <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/weird/l/17482/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bornbad's earlier post</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Boy takes off Favre jersey after wearing it for 4 years]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60726/1/" /><id>60726</id><summary><![CDATA[Boy takes off Favre jersey after wearing it for 4 years]]></summary><issued>2008-05-05T21:45:57+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-05T21:45:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[David Witthoft finally shunned his Brett Favre jersey for a red shirt for the first time in 1,581 days.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Whew, You Can Still Get A Brazilian In New Jersey]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/101127/1/" /><id>101127</id><summary><![CDATA[Whew, You Can Still Get A Brazilian In New Jersey]]></summary><issued>2009-03-20T17:27:33+01:00</issued><modified>2009-03-20T17:27:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Brazilian wax, that is. The state on Friday decided to reverse course on the proposal after angry salon owners complained about losing business ahead of swimsuit season. One spa owner: &quot;In New Jersey especially, where the government has been picking our pockets for so long, it was like, 'Just stay out of our pants, will you?'&quot; Update to <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/l/99726/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">an earlier story</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Rules for going to a New Jersey beach]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/21578/1/" /><id>21578</id><summary><![CDATA[Rules for going to a New Jersey beach]]></summary><issued>2007-05-27T10:56:25+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-27T10:56:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Welcome to the Jersey Shore! Have a great time, but please don't dig too deeply in the sand in Surf City (you could get blown up), feed the seagulls in Ocean City (you could catch a disease), or draw dirty pictures in the sand in Belmar (it's rude).]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Jersey Devil... (run, suebe, run)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/17482/1/" /><id>17482</id><summary><![CDATA[The Jersey Devil... (run, suebe, run)]]></summary><issued>2007-04-22T22:06:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-22T22:06:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[...has haunted New Jersey and the surrounding areas for the past 260 years.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Turkeys try for fast train out of Jersey.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6403/1/" /><id>6403</id><summary><![CDATA[Turkeys try for fast train out of Jersey.]]></summary><issued>2006-11-24T09:40:28+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-24T09:40:28+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A dozen turkeys are spotted all over New Jersey, including, seemingly, waiting for an outbound train.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Police Officer Caught Performing &quot;Special&quot; Cavity Searches  on Bovine Suspects]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/59463/1/" /><id>59463</id><summary><![CDATA[Police Officer Caught Performing &quot;Special&quot; Cavity Searches  on Bovine Suspects]]></summary><issued>2008-04-23T17:06:57+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-23T17:06:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Moooooove over and let me show you how we do it in Jersey! N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed multiple Sex Acts On Cows, giving a new meaning to the &quot;long arm of the law&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Father Arrested For Taping Up Son]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sports/l/47556/1/" /><id>47556</id><summary><![CDATA[Father Arrested For Taping Up Son]]></summary><issued>2008-01-17T10:44:46+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-17T10:44:46+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn&#8217;t wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team&#8217;s playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jersey-Wearing Boy Attends Packers Game]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45708/1/" /><id>45708</id><summary><![CDATA[Jersey-Wearing Boy Attends Packers Game]]></summary><issued>2008-01-01T16:18:45+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-01T16:18:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A boy who hasn't stopped wearing his Brett Favre jersey since Christmas four years ago has finally attended his first Green Bay Packers game.<br/><br/>That must be one funky smelling jersey!!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/13999/1/" /><id>13999</id><summary><![CDATA[New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear]]></summary><issued>2007-03-23T21:09:03+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-23T21:09:03+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Police said the thieves took over $6,900 in panties and more than $4,900 in bras. Victoria's Secret bras retail from $30 to over $50. Panties cost between $5 and $20, according to the company's website. I don't understand how you wouldn't notice that much merchandise missing.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New Jersey City Pays Dead Man $130,000 a Year]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/9977/1/" /><id>9977</id><summary><![CDATA[New Jersey City Pays Dead Man $130,000 a Year]]></summary><issued>2007-02-02T19:58:18+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-02T19:58:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Talk about lying down on the job!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[I was whipped, stabbed and beaten by a gang of New Jersey lesbians!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/16432/1/" /><id>16432</id><summary><![CDATA[I was whipped, stabbed and beaten by a gang of New Jersey lesbians!]]></summary><issued>2007-04-14T21:48:30+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-14T21:48:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Wayne Buckle, 28, was allegedly whipped by belts and then stabbed with a steak knife after &quot;coming on&quot; to one of the angry women. Police say that similar attacks have been attributed to this gang around the same time every month.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Piss on them!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/81423/1/" /><id>81423</id><summary><![CDATA[Piss on them!]]></summary><issued>2008-11-09T18:20:47+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-09T18:20:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski decided that what his constituents need is a good old fashioned golden shower!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Gunman opens fire in New Jersey Church]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/82644/1/" /><id>82644</id><summary><![CDATA[Gunman opens fire in New Jersey Church]]></summary><issued>2008-11-23T20:15:48+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-23T20:15:48+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;I came to take my wife.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Mystery of the Jersey Finger (still a mystery)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/130173/1/" /><id>130173</id><summary><![CDATA[Mystery of the Jersey Finger (still a mystery)]]></summary><issued>2009-08-07T22:01:38+01:00</issued><modified>2009-08-07T22:01:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What do you do with a decaying finger with a french manicure when you determine it isn't really a finger (but you don't know what it is) - ya throw it away and fuggedaboutit!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The New Jersey Devils fire coach.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14969/1/" /><id>14969</id><summary><![CDATA[The New Jersey Devils fire coach.]]></summary><issued>2007-04-02T21:55:36+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-02T21:55:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Feeling that Julien didn't have the team ready to make a Cup run with the playoffs scheduled to start next week, Lamoriello fired him on Monday and took over behind the bench for the second straight year.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Milk teeth found at abuse home cellar]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59219/1/" /><id>59219</id><summary><![CDATA[Milk teeth found at abuse home cellar]]></summary><issued>2008-04-22T04:33:55+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-22T04:33:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Experts searching a hidden cellar at the former Haut de la Garenne children's home on Jersey have discovered children's milk teeth, police revealed today.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Another scumbag dad]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/17994/1/" /><id>17994</id><summary><![CDATA[Another scumbag dad]]></summary><issued>2007-04-26T11:45:16+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-26T11:45:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;JERSEY CITY, N.J. - A father who raped his teenage daughter over several years and ordered her to throw two newborns he had fathered with her down an air shaft was sentenced to 35 years in prison.&quot;<br/><br/>And folks still wonder why W1K uses New Jersey as a euphamism for Hell.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Fiery UFO explodes off Jersey coast]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34684/1/" /><id>34684</id><summary><![CDATA[Fiery UFO explodes off Jersey coast]]></summary><issued>2007-09-05T23:40:00+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-05T23:40:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The unidentified falling object was first seen at about 8:40 p.m. by people on Normandy Beach in Ocean County, and was also spotted as far away as Fire Island and South Carolina, officials said.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[the jersey devil(language)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/67873/1/" /><id>67873</id><summary><![CDATA[the jersey devil(language)]]></summary><issued>2008-07-07T01:51:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-07T01:51:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I used to live in Jackson, N.J. I do not know these morons.]]></content></entry></items></xml>