NOT in Florida - HA.
I have a hilarious powerpoint of this with music and comments. If anyone wants it I can PM it - can't find it anywhere else. picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

A Florida woman put on a feeding tube after she had a stroke is at the center of a court case that is eerily similar to the lengthy legal dispute over whether Terri Schiavo should be kept alive.
Image not related. picked by DerAlt 1 year ago

Around the world, in places as diverse as Homestead, Florida and Yonaguni, Japan stand monuments and ruins whose origins are shrouded in mystery. Nobody knows exactly why Stonehenge was built, how a set of manmade ruins came to be submerged deep in the ocean or who commissioned a giant carved granite set of post-apocalyptic instructions for rebuilding society on a remote hill in Georgia. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

Officials said the teenager and a 19-year-old accomplice apparently were stealing gas from a boat and a four-wheeler in Fruitvale.

*Nope, it wasn't Florida.
(Pic not related) picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

Police arrived to find a naked bloody chanting 19 year old woman, & heard screaming. Bust in the door. 49 yr old choking a 3 yr old. Whip out the stun guns. Hilarity ensures except the guy dies. Nope, it's not Florida, but Phoenix, AZ. I would HATE to do the paperwork on this one! picked by Moe 2 years ago

Fleming said the restaurant's manager began making phone calls soon after the mishap to order more sauce. "That was four barrels we just lost," Fleming said. "We would need all of that sauce for Super Bowl Sunday." picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

Clay County investigators recently arrested an auto theft suspect who they said made their job easy by trying to sell the stolen vehicle back to its owner.
(Welcome to Florida, wanna buy a car?) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

...in order to prevent children from being corrupted.

Not Florida either. picked by suckersklub 1 year ago

A South Florida man is "going green" in style while driving his personally customized Porsche 911 electric car. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

A Florida judge has ordered a Fort Lauderdale businessman to turn in his chain saw and stop terrorizing five homeless men who congregate in his neighborhood. picked by mutil8or 2 years ago

Slip and fall lawsuits involve many common slimy substances, like fuel at a gas station or spilled items at supermarkets.
In this case, the substance was more unusual: suspected bird poop.
But it was no laughing matter. picked by mutil8or 1 year ago

Update to this.

Are you a small-time Bernard Madoff? From Alabama? (Easy, I'm from Georgia, so I'm allowed.) Better spend at least as much time studying how to fake your own death as you did learning how to defraud your investors.... picked by drogue 11 months ago

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal. Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it. picked by kakana 6 months ago

Two Florida school administrators face contempt charges and possible prison time for saying a prayer at a school luncheon.

Frank Lay, principal of Pace High School, and Athletic Director Robert Freeman are accused of violating a consent decree banning employees of Santa Rosa County schools from endorsing religion. picked by Doggylives 3 months ago

I'd have to give him credit for adaptability. Includes some nice quality video footage. picked by Phildo 3 years ago

An 8-year-old girl who recently moved to Florida caused a panic when she tried to ride back home to Ohio on her bicycle out of fear of hurricanes.(Florida make you krazy, mon) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

A Florida man with no medical training may have invented a machine that could lead to a cure for cancer. picked by maxriter 2 years ago

Florida Panthers forward Richard Zednik underwent surgery to close a deep gash on the right side of his neck and was in stable condition Sunday night after he was cut by a teammate's skate during a game. picked by Chez 2 years ago

Says he was in a public men's room in Titusville, Florida, says he was in the room because he was afraid of black men in the park.(Florida, *heh*) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

A South Florida teen was kept alive by doctors for over 100 days WITHOUT A HEART while she waited for a transplant. picked by Wingnut 1 year ago