This one actually came to a parking lot looking for some 14 year old oral action. What he got was some steel bracelet and hopefully prison beatdown action. He was a tour guide for the Jungle Cruise ride. I bet the Disney attorneys are burning the midnight oil now! picked by moe 2 years ago

The boy had a minor accident inside the school parking lot, then crashed into a light pole and some other utility fixtures outside the school picked by smarty1052 1 year ago

TAMPA, Fla. - Authorities say a Labrador retriever named Jet really can fly. The 65-pound dog survived a six story leap from a Tampa airport parking garage and lived.

FLORIDA picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

An Orcutt man who allegedly stomped three kittens to death in a grocery store parking lot is set to be formally charged today.

This is just down the road from me. :(

*the phrase 'allegedly' ticks me off. There were witnesses, there were stomped kittens, what's alleged?!? picked by maven 8 months ago

"...stopped in a Copps Food parking lot."

You can't make this stuff up. The jokes just write themselves! picked by tigertony 2 years ago

51-year old George Bartusek was in the parking lot of a Publix grocer when he started to get funky with a pair of blow-up dolls. picked by bernardblack 10 months ago

A bomb squad found a device in the parking garage that possibly could contain explosives. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Feliciano Sanchez pulled over a female driver, suspecting her of drink driving. He then drove her to a deserted parking lot and forced her to perform oral sex on him under the threat of his gun. picked by pocksucket 4 months ago

If Michael Bloomberg gets his way, Sambucci's Auto Salvage Yard, located across the street from the parking lot where the new Mets stadium is going up, will be a grease monkey's paradise lost. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

Seattle office routine: Coffee, Email, watch for suicidal jumpers picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

A Texas police officer pulled over Houston Texan's running back Ryan Moats, who was rushing to see his dying mother-in-law, drew his gun, threatened him with jail and held him in the hospital parking lot as she died. Even 2 nurses and another cop couldn't convince him to let Moats go. picked by cb__ 8 months ago

There's nothing more beautiful and exciting than when the local carnival rolls into town. It's the only event that can be put up in a Subway Parking lot and completely erected in the time it takes to order a 6" sub. It seems like it's going to be just your ordinary day and then......OMG!!! Is that the Zipper picked by butterknuckle 2 years ago

It is truly EVIL to ticket the wienermobile. It's like giving the Batmobile or Wonder Woman's invisible jet a ticket. It's just not American! lol picked by punthe 2 years ago

A Santa Barbara, Calif., program that allows people to live in their cars in selected parking lots is being considered as a model for Los Angeles. picked by muppet 2 years ago

A South Florida woman was thrown in jail overnight and charged with an “eavesdropping” felony after she videotaped police officers with their knowledge in a movie theater parking lot Saturday night. ... Adding insult to injury, she believes one of the arresting officers sent her an email bordering on sexual harassment, if not surpassing it, insinuating that she had lesbian sex with ... read full post picked by tgkprog 9 months ago

...veterinarian operates on dog outside while his clinic and home burn down. picked by mandolinorange 2 years ago

Two women got into a physical fight over a parking space in a crowded lot at a Minnesota zoo. Shoving, punching and scratching, as well as ripping shirt. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

CCTV captured the moment an driver smashed through a supermarket window after losing control when reversing out of a parking space. picked by DAVEthefish 1 year ago

We've all heard stories of incredibly quick births that happen in the most unexpected places. Sometimes these impatient babies make their grand entrances while mom is at home, in a taxi cab, a parking lot or even the front yard. As incredible as those stories are, a woman in UK has them beat. picked by bornbad 5 months ago

George Bartusek, who got freaky with two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot, won't do jail time, a judge has ruled. picked by kakana 7 months ago