The Penis emporium is restaurant which serves exotic animals on the menu. What did you think it was? picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) has a willy with the following parameters: 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long... picked by maxriter 2 years ago

An unlucky Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis as he stopped for a quick roadside toilet break. OK, let the "Lightning Rod" jokes begin... picked by mitzuzake 2 years ago

A 54-year-old carpenter in Wantage, England, accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw, his mother says.

Difficult to picture how this could happen. picked by DerAlt 5 months ago

Cells from a rabbit were "seeded" onto a synthetic structure to create a functioning penis. The technique could eventually help humans with erectile dysfunction.
Finally, science creates something useful! picked by VoodooPeacock 3 years ago

My last Bigfoot post for the day... this "artist" makes a living "sculpting" models of the big guy's privates. According to our expert, Bigfoot has a built in form of birth control in the form of a triple jointed penis that does a "U-turn" during sex. picked by Browntrout 3 years ago

Protests from women soldiers prompted Swedish military leaders to amputate the penis of a heraldic lion on the Nordic Battlegroup's coat of arms. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Politicians in Indonesia have clashed with natives from Papua New Guinea - after declaring that their penis sheaths are offensive and pornographic. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," [police chief] Oleko said. picked by Kevertje 2 years ago

A fight between friends turned ugly when one man bit off the other’s penis. picked by suebe 8 months ago

In a bizarre twist to this report the man who was the victim in a plot to punish him for disloyalty in a lover's quadrangle is in jail. The 36-year-old man was arrested Tuesday on allegations of child abuse, theft, unlawful phone use and harassment with a death threat in a domestic abuse investigation. picked by suebe 4 months ago

You've read about the other half.
Now read about the evolution of the love gun, johnson, joystick. Mr. Happy, Mr. Jim and the Twins, one-eyed trouser snake, tonker, wife's best friend, etc picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago

A woman has told a Sydney court how she woke up to find her ex-husband mutilating her lover's penis and killing him. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.

SFW - no photos picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

Yes, what it says. He should have just shopped here picked by suebe 1 year ago

He pulls them off only to find they come back for more.

You can't blame him really though. They are on the side of his church.

And the use of King Herod's name later on is certainly lacking in taste. picked by pocksucket 11 months ago

It would make an interesting objet d'art, I suppose.
"What's that thing hanging over your fireplace?"
"Oh, that's my walrus penis." picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

At least he stands upright when he gets excited.

It's an older story, (Jan '07), but it sounded so interesting. :) picked by ogri2003 2 years ago