Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis. Available in centimeters or inches. Not available in France. picked by suebe 12 months ago

Walker said America needs a story like this right now. "With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?" said Walker. picked by cinderblock 2 years ago

A coroner found a man who had repeatedly self-injected his member with hair tonic had taken his own life to end the painful side effects. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Follow up to this:

Where's germz? picked by vexingmodstwo 1 year ago

When it comes to courtship, mankind has nothing on the animal kingdom.

The evolutionary imperative of finding a suitable mate has produced a staggering array of rituals, from black grouse booty-shaking to mosquito duets and gender-bending octopi camouflage. It's a rare animal that doesn't seek romantic attention in a funky way. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

He sends a bomb to his doctor. Luckily no one was injured. picked by wickedsmart 3 years ago

Ever since heartthrob television character Dr. Mark Sloan had a sexual mishap on last night's TV doc show Grey's Anatomy, bloggers around the globe have been buzzing about a bizarre and horrifying condition called "broken penis syndrome.

*ouch* picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

Gordon Gallup sets the record straight on the semen displacement theory. picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

"So stop hiding what we hold so dear. Go out and do something nice with it instead. Let your penis spice up the dullest gatherings and fill the nicest parlors!" picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

great AIDS awareness commercial. picked by beany11 2 years ago

"I was cleaning it and I slipped." is a time honoured excuse for many immoral acts but none, I think, so strange as this.

The mind boggles like it has never boggled before. picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

A thought-provoking piece, put my anxieties to rest at least... there's a lot of optical illusion at play and you're not as big/small as you think. picked by neilharvey 2 years ago

Husband and wife Francisco and Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises. picked by arsphidius 1 year ago

Details about how it happened are understandably vague.

This story is for doggylives as promised. picked by tigertony 1 year ago

A glorious ebay find picked by gammerus 2 months ago

A SAUDI businessman has purchased what is being described by the Canadian seller as the world's most expensive adult novelty item - a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth nearly $US50,000 ($59,242). picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

A Florida man was taken to Community Medical Center early Monday after he attempted to cut off his penis picked by Hoosker 2 years ago

A roadside toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

You'd think he'd be thrilled to have her face so close to ... picked by arsphidius 11 months ago