This may not have been the first time this married secretary provided some oral dictation for her boss but it's sure to be her last. picked by equinox 7 months ago

The one basic flaw in masturbation is that it doesn't last all day. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Can anyone tell me WTF this is supposed to be?? The only translation I could pull off the site was "lust" so I'm guessing it's not a real fossil. picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man’s penis.
*firefighters chose a “wizzer saw” for the job* picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

“Whenever I made love to my wife, it felt like the first time. It was great.”-- Until he fractured his penis. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Four Wisconsin women are accused of tying up and assaulting a married man after allegedly finding out he was romantically involved with each of them. picked by nateebiinature 4 months ago

For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of ceramic male organs for export to Germany, France and North America. picked by AutumnLotus 12 months ago

Once again, only in Florida..any wonder why medical malpractice is so expensive. picked by 2longdogs 3 months ago

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions. "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life," he explained. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

Exposure of expectant mothers to phthalates, a common ingredient in many plastics, has been linked to smaller penis size and incomplete descent of testicles in their baby boys, according to a new research paper... picked by Nateebiinature 1 year ago

Pecker Palaeontologist proved that ancient fish had a structure made of bone for transfering sperm. With a knobbly end.

Dr Kate Trinajstic said "We were surprised because it's so big" picked by pocksucket 5 months ago

A jealous wife sliced off her cheating hubby’s penis with a kitchen knife – and threw it to the dogs. picked by suebe 9 months ago

That's unfortunate.

owie... picked by Proverb 2 years ago

Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis. Available in centimeters or inches. Not available in France. picked by suebe 12 months ago

Walker said America needs a story like this right now. "With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?" said Walker. picked by cinderblock 2 years ago

He sends a bomb to his doctor. Luckily no one was injured. picked by wickedsmart 3 years ago

A coroner found a man who had repeatedly self-injected his member with hair tonic had taken his own life to end the painful side effects. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Follow up to this:

Where's germz? picked by vexingmodstwo 1 year ago

When it comes to courtship, mankind has nothing on the animal kingdom.

The evolutionary imperative of finding a suitable mate has produced a staggering array of rituals, from black grouse booty-shaking to mosquito duets and gender-bending octopi camouflage. It's a rare animal that doesn't seek romantic attention in a funky way. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago