Bonus: His name is already Bubba picked by tigertony 2 years ago

A man told police that he set his parents' home on fire Wednesday afternoon to chase away burglars he claimed were creeping around the attic. picked by deepcleanfun 2 years ago

The unnamed youth was served the summons by City of London police when he took part in a peaceful demonstration opposite the headquarters of the controversial religion in London. (Perhaps those free tickets to concerts and gala dinners Scientology gave to London cops are paying off...) picked by kissmenow 2 years ago

Poor thing had to have police protection after it wandered into an urban area. Also, poor people for having to resort to giraffe meat to survive. picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

A young Muslim couple tried to speed off when Malaysian police caught them making out in their car but got into an accident. picked by wags273 2 years ago

The new regulation of the Treasury Department empowered the U.S. Mint to fine up to $25,000 individuals and companies for any misuse of its names, symbols and emblems. picked by maxriter 2 years ago

After desperate attempts to find a South East Asian bolt hole, convicted child abuser Paul Gadd a.k.a. Glam Rocker Gary Glitter has been forced to return to Britain. Here he will be forced to sign the Sex Offender's Register and Police will monitor his movements and he will be banned from approaching children. picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

"A teacher at a Connecticut school summoned state police when she heard what proved to be a Guns N' Roses song coming from the public address system."

Apparently she felt threatened by the lyrics. picked by Kevertje 2 years ago

A Japanese man has been arrested for releasing hundreds of beetle larvae inside a moving express train to try to scare female passengers, police say. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

After taking the $17,000 prosthetic leg out for a "test drive" in 2005, the man never returned to pay. He was picked up on drug charges and the police have now confiscated the stolen leg. picked by suebe 8 months ago

The mother told police she ran out for a quick trip to the store. "My baby, my baby," she cried as shaken relatives helped her out of the building. video report here picked by suebe 8 months ago

In Lincoln Park, Michigan, a 17-year-old called 911 when her father (recovering at home from brain surgery) had a seizure. Her first call didn't go through, so the panicked girl hung up and tried again. While the phone was still ringing, the girl said "what the f**k."
*insanity ensues* (props to boingboing) picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

17-year-old Deandre Ellis is facing a year in jail for allegedly trying to pull a fast one on the staff of Schenectady High School. Police say he tried to sit for an exam using someone else's name to do it and dressed like a female in the process. picked by equinox 10 months ago

AN Egyptian cut off his penis today in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

New York police said a Brooklyn senior center and synagogue was vandalized with a spray-painted swastika and an anti-Semitic message. picked by muppet 2 years ago

A man in Kenya persuaded police to arrest his pet dog after it ate his rent money.

I’m somehow doubting the landlord will buy the old “my dog ate my rent money” story. picked by Bingo 5 months ago

Mrs Smith was quick to identify drug addict Lloyd Talbot grabbed her handbag in a DIY store car park.

The grandmother was asked by police to describe the thief - but she did better than that by penning a remarkable likeness from memory. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

The archbishop of the city of Merida, Baltasar Porras Cardoso, compared Chavez to Hitler, Mussolini and Cuban leader Fidel Castro. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Sgt Tom O'Brien of London, Ontario, suggests that rather than drive aggressively and take risks when they are late, commuters should secure a few props to convince their boss that there was a legitimate reason for arriving late.

He does also suggest leaving on time, but I can't see that one flying. picked by pocksucket 3 months ago

One naked guy plus pcp and a cop car.. and an on dash camera? waht do you get? picked by smarty1052 2 years ago