It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbour's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

What if your child prefers one parent, and that parent isn't you?

This has to be the toughest on mothers I would imagine. picked by proverb 2 years ago

Artist Tim Patch, who prefers to be known as Pricasso, uses his penis as a brush to execute surprisingly good portraits in acrylic paint, like that of George Bush... picked by jovawell 2 years ago

The First Lady prefers fresh fruit for breakfast, so 25 fifth-graders were given shovels, pitchforks and wheelbarrows to prepare the garden on the South Lawn. picked by suckersklub 8 months ago

Sibu the orang-utan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes.

sigh....hand me the bottle of peroxide :P picked by Nicky666 2 years ago

The reason men have beards and women don't is because God prefers to see beards on men. It is also an easy way to tell whether a person is a male or female. So just as God is pleased when a woman has long hair, wouldn't God also be pleased if a man grew a beard? picked by 2manyusernames 2 months ago

Rod Stewart would like to have one more child and then close shop. He prefers a daughter. The 61-year-old crooner has seven children. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

There are many ways to get rid of weeds. You can dig them up, spray them, cut them to pieces or burn them.
But noxious weed eradicator Trevor Thompson prefers to shoot them. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

10 year old Lily Capehart has no use for dolls . . . she prefers to "hypnotize" and play dress-up with the native Florida wildlife. picked by VooDooPeacock 3 years ago

Colorado sandhill crane prefers humans, cat food and talk radio. picked by suebe 3 years ago