<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : prefers : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Stick up? Aussie burglar prefers sex games to loot]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36128/1/" /><id>36128</id><summary><![CDATA[Stick up? Aussie burglar prefers sex games to loot]]></summary><issued>2007-09-19T06:01:55+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-19T06:01:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbour's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[My husband is a better mother]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39454/1/" /><id>39454</id><summary><![CDATA[My husband is a better mother]]></summary><issued>2007-10-24T17:44:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-24T17:44:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What if your child prefers one parent, and that parent isn't you? <br/><br/>This has to be the toughest on mothers I would imagine.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Artist calls himself &quot;Pricasso,&quot; paints with his penis]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/36929/1/" /><id>36929</id><summary><![CDATA[Artist calls himself &quot;Pricasso,&quot; paints with his penis]]></summary><issued>2007-09-30T08:39:39+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-30T08:39:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Artist Tim Patch, who prefers to be known as Pricasso, uses his penis as a brush to execute surprisingly good portraits in acrylic paint, like that of George Bush...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Michelle's Dark Secret: White House Child Labor]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/101128/1/" /><id>101128</id><summary><![CDATA[Michelle's Dark Secret: White House Child Labor]]></summary><issued>2009-03-20T17:29:29+01:00</issued><modified>2009-03-20T17:29:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The First Lady prefers fresh fruit for breakfast, so 25 fifth-graders were given shovels, pitchforks and wheelbarrows to  prepare the garden on the South Lawn.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Orang-utan prefers blondes]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sex/l/37341/1/" /><id>37341</id><summary><![CDATA[Orang-utan prefers blondes]]></summary><issued>2007-10-04T14:04:26+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-04T14:04:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Sibu the orang-utan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes.<br/><br/>sigh....hand me the bottle of peroxide :P]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Does God like beards on men?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/131588/1/" /><id>131588</id><summary><![CDATA[Does God like beards on men?]]></summary><issued>2009-08-25T11:37:52+01:00</issued><modified>2009-08-25T11:37:52+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The reason men have beards and women don't is because God prefers to see beards on men. It is also an easy way to tell whether a person is a male or female. So just as God is pleased when a woman has long hair, wouldn't God also be pleased if a man grew a beard?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Rod Stewart To Get Vasectomy]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/1650/1/" /><id>1650</id><summary><![CDATA[Rod Stewart To Get Vasectomy]]></summary><issued>2006-09-29T16:46:10+01:00</issued><modified>2006-09-29T16:46:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Rod Stewart would like to have one more child and then close shop.  He prefers a daughter.  The 61-year-old crooner has seven children.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Gunslinger's war on weeds]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/12844/1/" /><id>12844</id><summary><![CDATA[Gunslinger's war on weeds]]></summary><issued>2007-03-11T19:02:19+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-11T19:02:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[There are many ways to get rid of weeds. You can dig them up, spray them, cut them to pieces or burn them.<br/>But noxious weed eradicator Trevor Thompson prefers to shoot them.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Welcome to Lizard-Ville]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16498/1/" /><id>16498</id><summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Lizard-Ville]]></summary><issued>2007-04-15T14:29:44+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-15T14:29:44+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[10 year old Lily Capehart has no use for dolls . . . she prefers to &quot;hypnotize&quot; and play dress-up with the native Florida wildlife.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Bird thinks migration is for the birds]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/16712/1/" /><id>16712</id><summary><![CDATA[Bird thinks migration is for the birds]]></summary><issued>2007-04-17T07:57:57+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-17T07:57:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Colorado sandhill crane prefers humans, cat food and talk radio.]]></content></entry></items></xml>