Witty political quotes: Number 2 is great (Even though it is a quote from a Nazi). picked by DoggySpew 2 years ago

No newspaper, as far as I know, gives its pages over to self-described psychics. Yet the Republic's story quotes several, along with the astrologers, with a straight face. picked by Bornbad 1 month ago

Relive The Breakfast Club with the aid of the unofficial page of quotes. And it even explains the enigmatic punchline of Bender's joke. No word on the official quote page, though. picked by TheStep 2 years ago

Funny celebrity quotes... Must see!!!
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears picked by vstruhar 2 years ago

Though not all of these quotes directly apply to America’s never-ending draconian drug war, they definitely apply. You’ll recognize most of the names on this list even if you went through the public school system. And Americans, if this country ever possessed the political equivalent of Jesus Christ, it was Thomas Jefferson, and if you plan on keeping any of your dwindling civil libert... read full post picked by nickcobb 3 months ago

These quotes show just how divided and stupid our Representatives are. picked by sfeldner 3 years ago

Media Research Center does an excellent job tracking liberal bias among journalists, is out with its Best Notable Quotables of 2006, a compilation of the most outrageous and/or humorous news media quotes from December 2005 through November 2006 picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago

A quite brilliant countdown from 100 to 1 with 100 quotes from 100 different movies picked by wildminou 3 years ago

"Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold" picked by Neticulis 2 years ago

“When I first met you I was afraid to like you, now that I like you I'm afraid to love you, now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.” picked by myrthachang 2 years ago

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code". picked by super 2 years ago

Whether it's daring someone to "Show me the money!" before sealing a deal, proclaiming "Houston, we have a problem" when something goes wrong or shouting "I'm the king of the world" on a particularly good day, there's a simple pleasure in using those instantly recognizable nuggets of dialogue picked by bingo 9 months ago

We all know some of the famous on-liners from the movies, but some of them are so commonplace that you may not even know that it’s a quote from a movie or from which movie it originated. But there are some quotes from movies that everyone should know. Some of them have really stood the test of time and are very old. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

This is a funny online collection of quotes started by my cousin. Some of them don't make sense, but are still awesome. *note: This isn't spam, just the result of boredom picked by Jerry520 2 years ago

That's 100 quotes from 100 movies, counting back from 100.

Not to be confused with the 100 X 100 post. picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

Title says it all (once again) picked by 86Apex 3 years ago

Never be stuck for a witty comment ever again.
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." is one example. picked by TheStep 3 years ago

Quotes from everyday people. I find the most humorous are ones where punctuation would have made all the difference picked by bunnysutra 2 years ago

Joe Biden can't remember the website "number" for the viewers of the Early Show. picked by Nox99 9 months ago

Some celebrities are pretty stupid... :)
From the page:
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.», Mariah Carey picked by kamaloo 2 years ago