<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : santa claus : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa Claus kidnaps 8 year old girl.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7867/1/" /><id>7867</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa Claus kidnaps 8 year old girl.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-19T08:54:11+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-19T08:54:11+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[She must have been on the naughty list.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa gets parking ticket while delivering toys]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/85373/1/" /><id>85373</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa gets parking ticket while delivering toys]]></summary><issued>2008-12-17T07:58:47+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-17T07:58:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Santa Claus has added a New York City traffic agent to his naughty list after she gave him a ticket while delivering gifts to children.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa Claus: The great imposter]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/86503/1/" /><id>86503</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa Claus: The great imposter]]></summary><issued>2008-12-24T22:46:02+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-24T22:46:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Is Santa just a jolly, harmless, friendly fellow?<br/><br/>Or is there something or someone else hiding behind jolly ol&#8217; St. Nick?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[My Favorite Santa Claus]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/86114/1/" /><id>86114</id><summary><![CDATA[My Favorite Santa Claus]]></summary><issued>2008-12-22T09:27:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-22T09:27:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Old Saint Nick. Kris Kringle. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. The most beloved icon of the holiday season (well, him and a rollback sale at Wal-Mart). Traditionally, he'll always be the guy we think of when we think &quot;Christmas cheer&quot;.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa Claus accused of promoting obesity]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/42271/1/" /><id>42271</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa Claus accused of promoting obesity]]></summary><issued>2007-11-22T07:57:37+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-22T07:57:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Some U.S. critics would rather see jolly old Santa Claus on a Stairmaster rather than a sleigh, as they accuse the holiday icon of promoting obesity.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Canada Looks for Mean Santa Imposter]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44232/1/" /><id>44232</id><summary><![CDATA[Canada Looks for Mean Santa Imposter]]></summary><issued>2007-12-14T15:16:13+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-14T15:16:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Someone has been writing nasty letters to little children on behalf of Santa Claus.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa's magic based on science]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/85378/1/" /><id>85378</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa's magic based on science]]></summary><issued>2008-12-17T08:27:29+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-17T08:27:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ever wondered how Santa Claus can travel around the world in just one night on his reindeer-pulled sleigh and deliver toys to all the children?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa - The Last Wild Man]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/86564/1/" /><id>86564</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa - The Last Wild Man]]></summary><issued>2008-12-25T09:35:50+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-25T09:35:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A few years old now but still fascinating this essay on who Santa was before he become the Magic Free Stuff Guy is a perennial favourite of mine.<br/><br/>No longer hosted at it's original source, hence the blog link.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Psychedelic Secrets of Santa Claus]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7797/1/" /><id>7797</id><summary><![CDATA[The Psychedelic Secrets of Santa Claus]]></summary><issued>2006-12-17T18:18:13+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-17T18:18:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An interesting, and rather amusing, read on how Good ol' Saint Nick could in fact have been created and influenced by pre-Christian Pagan shamans who were ingesting huge amounts of psychedelics.<br/><br/>Not sure how true this is, but it's funny nonetheless.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45422/1/" /><id>45422</id><summary><![CDATA[The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus ]]></summary><issued>2007-12-28T20:51:20+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-28T20:51:20+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Modern Christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using shamans.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Maine says NO! to Santa beer.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6803/1/" /><id>6803</id><summary><![CDATA[Maine says NO! to Santa beer.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-02T09:50:06+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-02T09:50:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[State says children might be drawn to beer with a picture of Santa on it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Secret Lives: Santa Claus (NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43650/1/" /><id>43650</id><summary><![CDATA[Secret Lives: Santa Claus (NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2007-12-08T21:50:57+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-08T21:50:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days of the year? Watch the Secret Life of Santa Claus.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Artist Gives Santa the Heave - HO-HO-HO]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/83496/1/" /><id>83496</id><summary><![CDATA[Artist Gives Santa the Heave - HO-HO-HO]]></summary><issued>2008-12-03T17:21:03+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-03T17:21:03+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A northern Ohio artist known for envelope-pushing holiday displays is back - with Santa Claus in a wheelchair being pushed down stairs by a crazed tree.<br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.chroniclet.com/2008/12/03/christmastime-means-snow-gifts-and-artist-keith-mcguckin-offending-people_122/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">More here</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5159/1/" /><id>5159</id><summary><![CDATA[SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE]]></summary><issued>2006-11-04T12:42:23+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-04T12:42:23+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Although it does seem a wee bit early for Christmas movies, Disney is releasing the SANTA CLAUSE 3 in November. Of course, several stores are already playing Christmas tunes on their PA systems, so why not?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus... and he's dying]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6078/1/" /><id>6078</id><summary><![CDATA[Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus... and he's dying]]></summary><issued>2006-11-17T20:25:26+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-17T20:25:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;Secret Santa&quot;, a man who has given away millions of dollars to the needy, has cancer.  He's revealed his identity in order to speak to community groups about his random acts of kindness.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa Told To Slim Down]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41214/1/" /><id>41214</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa Told To Slim Down]]></summary><issued>2007-11-09T15:27:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-09T15:27:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Santas in England are being told to shape up and lose those extra pounds to set a good example for the children, since we all know that the reason for the increase in obesity is because of Santa Claus.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Indiana pedophile loses holiday job]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7146/1/" /><id>7146</id><summary><![CDATA[Indiana pedophile loses holiday job]]></summary><issued>2006-12-07T10:52:42+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-07T10:52:42+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A suburban mall suspended all visits with its Santa Claus Tuesday after learning a photographer taking pictures of children on St. Nick's lap was a registered sex offender from Indiana, police said.<br/><br/>..Don't they screen these people first?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Who fears santa claus]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43684/1/" /><id>43684</id><summary><![CDATA[Who fears santa claus]]></summary><issued>2007-12-09T15:50:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-09T15:50:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[the terrible life of santa claus]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa and elves beaten up at 'Lapland']]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/83523/1/" /><id>83523</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa and elves beaten up at 'Lapland']]></summary><issued>2008-12-04T02:25:44+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-04T02:25:44+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Santa and three of his elves have been attacked by disgruntled customers at a Lapland theme park.<br/><br/>Follows on from <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83380/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this post</a>.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/8213/1/" /><id>8213</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa?]]></summary><issued>2006-12-27T11:57:26+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-27T11:57:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Santa Claus joins the Intifada, spotted on Syrian TV.]]></content></entry></items></xml>