You’d think that since Britney Spears only gets to spend two days a week with her children, she would pay attention to them with the short time she has and do her errands, oh, sometime during the other five days of the week? picked by molnatisi 11 months ago

Dear Media,

I think you have now officially wiped off and examined every speck of filth and crevice belonging to Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears this month. Please quit trying to conjure stories out of non-information. Linking the two train wrecks in a story was a nice attempt, but honestly we're pretty tired of it.

Sincerely,
The internet picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

Britney Spears Hot Pics! picked by kelson18 2 years ago

Britney Spears Parties with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, leaves panties at home

Yes, they have pictures to prove it picked by Hoosker 2 years ago

Britney Spears was caught romping in the bushes of her rehab centre with a mystery man.

Thanks to Kevin Federline's new search engine!!! picked by suebe 2 years ago

after everyone found out she was prego picked by trushafty38 10 months ago

Radio station sets up Britney spears death poll after losing custody of her kids picked by smarty1052 1 year ago

That's nice, but all we really care about is what's "under". picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

As if teenage pregnancy and train-wreck big sis Britney weren’t troubles enough, Jamie Lynn Spears can now add a cheating baby-daddy to her list of woes. picked by muppet 10 months ago

Please God make this story false.
Britney is allegedly asking Michael "I luuuuv widdle boys" Jackson for parenting advice, adding that he didn't lose custody of his kids.
Britney, you made good money, but you just don't have the kind of money MJ needed to get away with his atrocities. picked by 2manyusernames 12 months ago

Jamie Lynne Spears, Britney's 16-year old "Zoe 101" star, is 12 weeks pregnant. 12 WEEKS! And she's keeping it!

hmm...maybe WTF isn't the right category actually. picked by Breex243 10 months ago

Court awards Kevin Federline sole custody. 'bout time! picked by suebe 9 months ago

The Britney Spears "Great weight debate" as told by CNN picked by Jerry520 1 year ago

First there was this... 'I'm a Slave For You Britney' - 2002; Then there was this... 'Alien Britney' - early 2007 AND NOW there is THIS... 'Dance Body Britney!!' - 4/24/07 Britney recently began taking dance lessons and as you can see it is paying off. If Britney is trying to win back her fan's WaterCooler is willing to help.. today we showcase. picked by sandrad 1 year ago

I know, I hate gossip. This was just too precious to pass up. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Apparently "Let your kids do whatever they feel like doing" is not good parental advice. picked by Bandit 10 months ago

Britney's Mum to write book on....wait for it.... picked by fugazi 12 months ago

Britney clips another car while parking hers and doesn't even bother to look at the damage she's done to the OTHER car..only her own. And according a news article never bothered to contact the owner.

I guess she thought nobody else saw it! picked by Fizz71 1 year ago

Debbie Shoemaker was wading in waist-deep water in the Gulf of Mexico when she felt something like "a big hard punch in my face." picked by mutil8or 5 months ago

Pop singer Britney Spears was released from a psychiatric ward at the UCLA Medical Center today after nearly a week of treatment. picked by DemureArt 8 months ago