Too lazy to update your Facebook status with real details? Life too boring? Use this status generator to make it look like you're still joining in. picked by pocksucket 8 months ago

Imagine if the most important sentence you ever wrote was a Facebook status update that goes something like this: "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK......WHERER MY IHOP." Now you know how it feels to be 19-year-old Rodney Bradford, who used that all-caps message to keep himself out of prison. picked by suebe 2 weeks ago

Update to earlier story. picked by coldbladed 10 months ago

People who either have no health insurance or rely on Medicaid are more likely to be diagnosed with advanced cancers than people who have private health insurance, researchers from the American Cancer Society report.

We need a "No s**t?" category. picked by mahler87 2 years ago

haha, this is crazy picked by pjanaway 2 years ago

There's an old game in town that is creating a new class of celebrities: "speed cubers" who can solve the Rubik's Cube puzzle blindfolded, one-handed or even with their feet. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

Last week Canada granted a white man from South Africa refugee status. Now the leading ANC party in South Africa is saying this was a racist decision. picked by Ankabout 3 months ago

Conman posing as Status Quo star enjoys free meals and trips in mayor's limousine after tricking entire town for a year picked by chappy 1 year ago

HUNDREDS of thousands of Italians, spurred by the Vatican and conservative politicians, have flooded central Rome to protest against a government plan to grant homosexual couples legal status. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

[sarcasm]Keep an eye out for these horrible monsters![/sarcasm]
Follow up on the previous post (video this time). Atleast they appear to be dropping the "sex offender" status. Sorry about the stock image, I couldn't take a screen shot! picked by Fizz71 2 years ago

The next time you forget to return a couple of library books (and ignore those annoying letters about the overdue status of said volumes), think of Heidi Dalibor.

(Please note: it took TWO Grafton police officers to apprehend Heidi (The heinous) Dalibor. Me thinks that police department has a bit too much time on their hands.) picked by Nateebiinature 1 year ago

The people on this list have achieved elite status among the worlds biggest liars and con men, and we honor them below— well, sort of picked by NegativeOpt 2 years ago

For gearheads, the car you drive says more about you than the clothes you wear or the company you keep. More than simply a status symbol, that car is extension of your personality and sense of style. As such, different personalities tend to gravitate toward certain cars that can sum up their whole situation in one quick glance. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

An 800-year-old map, the sole surviving copy of a chart used by the Roman Empire's courier service, was put on show for just one day on Monday after being accorded "Memory of the World" status by UNESCO. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

The art of adorning and decorating own body dates back to antiquity (Egyptians were the first to develop it). This tendency was actually an index of social status and power. Today our totems (objects of adoration) have changed but the essence is the same. picked by gadgetgirl 2 years ago

Sarah Palin told a documentary filmmaker that she thinks the media are giving Caroline Kennedy an easy time in her pursuit of a NY Senate seat because of her social status. Gun-toting, elk hunting women with pregnant teen daughters everywhere yell "Darn right!" picked by Wingnut 11 months ago

Sure, all Americans know that marijuana is illegal, and most are aware that the government purposely spreads misleading information about the drug’s allegedly adverse effects. But how many of you have stopped to think about the ways that other entities are directly or indirectly involved in maintaining cannabis prohibition? After all, the government could not uphold the status quo all by its... read full post picked by theclansman 4 months ago

Some things you just don't make fun of..... picked by tlovesd 3 years ago

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch. Angered by his drunken status she activated the couch, causing it to fold up against the wall. Coming back 3 hours later, she found her husband dead. picked by BernardBlack 1 year ago

Surprised that I have not seen this here yet. Use this website to adjust your summer vacation plans accordingly. picked by Moe 2 years ago