John Schultz, a 5-year long employee of Whole Foods clocked off for break. A man shoplifted a bag of groceries (value $346). A manager yells for help, Mr. Schultz manages to stop the guy off company property. Store manager then orders Mr. Schultz to release the shoplifter and fired the employee on Christmas eve. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

The bladder-chewing guppy not enough for you? Can’t stop thinking about exploding ants, boyfriend-devouring she-monsters of the sea and blood-spurting lizards? Don’t worry - terrifying oneself is a common ailment of the intertubes. picked by Bornbad 12 months ago

Despite being pressured by traditional family advocates to stop, Campbell's Soup Company, maker of Swanson's brand broth, has vowed to continue spending its advertising dollars in pro-homosexual publication.
*what's wrong with 2 mommies/daddies* picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

Rosie O'Donnell has been warned by network bosses for The View to watch what she says on television. picked by arrch8 3 years ago

I didn't know if an opinion piece would fly in sports, but it is a really well-written piece by Gregg Easterbrook on the sainthood bestowed upon some head coaches. picked by misterc 3 years ago

Counterfeit wine? Really? picked by kxmk 2 years ago

Spam is an exotic topic that promises powerful cures for many problems. Will Spam and Rat Tarts work for you? Watch this interesting and informative video presentation to see if you are a candidate for weight loss Spam (is there any other), stop smoking Rat Tart, or other forms of self-help self-Spamming. picked by ladymeg 2 years ago

Chris Miller was a writer for National Lampoon magazine who wrote short stories about his days in college. One of his best known shorts, Night of the Seven Fires (the link you should be clicking) soon evolved into the classic comedy Animal House (and if you've never seen Animal House, stop everything and go rent it... Dont even wait for it on Netflix, you need to see this now, you're seriously mis... read full post picked by donteatpoop 2 months ago

The teen, whose name authorities did not release because of his age, was charged but not jailed yesterday, Laughlin said.

*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two. picked by leehblanc 2 years ago

Its also been reported that people who support the opposition have to turn in IDs that would allow them to vote in order to get food or any kind of Aid... here is my questions... why dont they just rise up and kill this guy with sticks? picked by shep182 1 year ago

A 27-year-old man was fatally shot by police as he kicked, punched and stomped a young toddler to death in front of horrified motorists who tried to stop the attack on a dark country road, authorities said. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

The woman — deaf and mute, with vision so poor she's legally blind — had been sitting at a bus stop when she was approached by a man she thought was a co-worker. She was wrong! picked by tigertony 10 months ago

Therapy: MadTV style. picked by Queenofhearts 3 years ago

Won't stop throwing sanitary pads in toilet? Squat neck-deep in a fish pond. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

Once you click, you can't stop. Trust me. You can't. picked by laur000 5 months ago

A German scientist has come up with a solution for snoring--a computerized pillow that shifts the head's sleeping position until the noise stops. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

It defeated Napoleon and Hitler, but the legendary Russian winter is facing a formidable new challenge from the Mayor of Moscow, who wants to stop it from snowing.
Yuri Luzhkov has said that snow should be banished from Moscow in winter to save money and improve life in the city. picked by kakana 3 months ago

Many companies employed the claims of physicians and researchers, always suggesting that smokers change brands—but not stop smoking, of course. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Here are some tips to stop it crashing down around you. Dude. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

A Calgary mother is begging locals to stop feeding peanuts to squirrels, fearing her highly allergic daughter may come in contact with the discarded shells. picked by jhordie 2 years ago