<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : toilet paper : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Firefighters Called Out to Extinguish Giant Toilet Paper Roll Fire]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/4437/1/" /><id>4437</id><summary><![CDATA[Firefighters Called Out to Extinguish Giant Toilet Paper Roll Fire]]></summary><issued>2006-10-25T23:36:38+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-25T23:36:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The story is pretty short, but I thought it was funny!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Inmates take swipe at toilet paper cuts]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/18552/1/" /><id>18552</id><summary><![CDATA[Inmates take swipe at toilet paper cuts]]></summary><issued>2007-05-01T00:20:13+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-01T00:20:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Toilet paper is becoming a sought after commodity at the Hutchinson Correctional Facility after officials began limiting inmates to one roll at a time to trim costs.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Motorist who paid 'overzealous' parking fine with toilet paper escapes further penalty]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/85534/1/" /><id>85534</id><summary><![CDATA[Motorist who paid 'overzealous' parking fine with toilet paper escapes further penalty]]></summary><issued>2008-12-18T03:42:31+01:00</issued><modified>2008-12-18T03:42:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A motorist who paid an &quot;overzealous&quot; parking fine with a cheque written on toilet paper has claimed a victory for common sense after he escaped a further penalty.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Michel Gondry Random Notes Toilet Paper &amp; Your Portrait Drawn ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/107334/1/" /><id>107334</id><summary><![CDATA[Michel Gondry Random Notes Toilet Paper &amp; Your Portrait Drawn ]]></summary><issued>2009-04-15T10:56:57+01:00</issued><modified>2009-04-15T10:56:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Director Michel Gondry is offering up some quirky deals on his website. For example, you can get a roll of toilet paper with his very own random thoughts imprinted on it for just $13.95. But hands down the most coveted object being offered up  is the hand-drawn, signed portrait of YOU by Monsieur Gondry, based off a photo you submit. The cost? Just $19.95. Link to his site in article]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Toilet Paper for a Unique and Romantic Valentine's Day Gift?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/91151/1/" /><id>91151</id><summary><![CDATA[Toilet Paper for a Unique and Romantic Valentine's Day Gift?]]></summary><issued>2009-01-26T17:55:32+01:00</issued><modified>2009-01-26T17:55:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What could be a more intimate way to say &quot;I Love You&quot; than with a roll of toilet paper printed with &quot;I Love You From Top To Bottom?&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Horror Story Printed On Toilet Paper]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/116764/1/" /><id>116764</id><summary><![CDATA[Horror Story Printed On Toilet Paper]]></summary><issued>2009-05-24T08:50:44+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-24T08:50:44+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As if the toilet isn't scary enough in Japan, now Koji Suzuki adds to the terror by publishing his novella on toilet paper.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Scientist Dreams of Toilet Paper-Free Era]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/technology/l/17708/1/" /><id>17708</id><summary><![CDATA[Scientist Dreams of Toilet Paper-Free Era]]></summary><issued>2007-04-24T13:30:49+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-24T13:30:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The new toilet paper is &quot;one of the best things you can do for yourself and your derri&#232;re.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[ Inmate leaves toilet paper rose after jail escape]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66921/1/" /><id>66921</id><summary><![CDATA[ Inmate leaves toilet paper rose after jail escape]]></summary><issued>2008-06-27T04:55:30+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-27T04:55:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Crawford County authorities say an inmate escaped the county jail and left behind a rose fashioned out of toilet paper because he felt sorry for breaking out.<br/><br/>How thoughtful.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[This is the start of toilet paper wars!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76267/1/" /><id>76267</id><summary><![CDATA[This is the start of toilet paper wars!]]></summary><issued>2008-09-15T16:01:10+01:00</issued><modified>2008-09-15T16:01:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Toilet Paper Timeline]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/13603/1/" /><id>13603</id><summary><![CDATA[The Toilet Paper Timeline]]></summary><issued>2007-03-19T10:52:10+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-19T10:52:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Proving that humans really are just a blot on the proverbial loo roll of life.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman on &quot;Toilet Paper Diet&quot; - Eats 6 rolls a Day]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/12506/1/" /><id>12506</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman on &quot;Toilet Paper Diet&quot; - Eats 6 rolls a Day]]></summary><issued>2007-03-07T17:37:06+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-07T17:37:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Doctors examining her for abdominal pain &quot;debate&quot; whether she needs a psych consult.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Could you Live for a Year in New York with no Toilet Paper?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/13987/1/" /><id>13987</id><summary><![CDATA[Could you Live for a Year in New York with no Toilet Paper?]]></summary><issued>2007-03-23T19:11:46+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-23T19:11:46+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Out to save the Earth... environmentalist couple living a &quot;no impact&quot; lifestyle in New York City. This includes eating only organic food, producing no trash, using no motorized transportation, and no &quot;TP&quot;.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[What to do With Left Over Toilet Paper Rolls?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/129214/1/" /><id>129214</id><summary><![CDATA[What to do With Left Over Toilet Paper Rolls?]]></summary><issued>2009-07-28T00:40:18+01:00</issued><modified>2009-07-28T00:40:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[JUNIOR JACQUET of France has an answer that works for him. He recycles and reuses these cardboard rolls into a legion of odd characters with contorted faces.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Toilet Paper Sculptures]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/95677/1/" /><id>95677</id><summary><![CDATA[Toilet Paper Sculptures]]></summary><issued>2009-02-21T13:32:11+01:00</issued><modified>2009-02-21T13:32:11+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Yes, he got the idea when he was in the bathroom.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[First A4 colour e-paper unfurled]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/technology/l/20236/1/" /><id>20236</id><summary><![CDATA[First A4 colour e-paper unfurled]]></summary><issued>2007-05-14T01:41:07+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-14T01:41:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[South Korea's LG Philips LCD has developed the world's first A4-sized colour electronic-paper - a paper-thin and bendable viewing panel.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New York City Environmentalists Eliminate Toilet Paper in Effort to Save the Planet...]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14055/1/" /><id>14055</id><summary><![CDATA[New York City Environmentalists Eliminate Toilet Paper in Effort to Save the Planet...]]></summary><issued>2007-03-24T13:48:47+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-24T13:48:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As Florida makes toilet paper use mandatory, a New York couple have banished it from their lives completely.  Sounds pretty crappy to me.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Realistic Paper Folds and Creases with Photoshop]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/9914/1/" /><id>9914</id><summary><![CDATA[Realistic Paper Folds and Creases with Photoshop]]></summary><issued>2007-02-01T23:16:31+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-01T23:16:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Use Photoshop to create paper effects such as creases and folds using gradients, brushes and selection tools.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Make your own paper]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/8188/1/" /><id>8188</id><summary><![CDATA[Make your own paper]]></summary><issued>2006-12-26T10:47:01+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-26T10:47:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Here is how you can make your own paper with household items. You can also make the paper to your own needs or desires.<br/><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A839216" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Another Tutorial on paper making</a><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://flickr.com/photos/bzedan/sets/967347/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">A pictorial tutorial on papermaking</a><br/>Flickr link courtesy of <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/10/how_to_make_paper.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">MAKEzine</a><br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papermaking" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">History of papermaking</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[How to Make a Paper Hat]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20022/1/" /><id>20022</id><summary><![CDATA[How to Make a Paper Hat]]></summary><issued>2007-05-12T13:01:00+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-12T13:01:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[With a piece of newspaper and a little imagination, you can become another person. Recycle an old newspaper and roleplay your favorite character by making and wearing a paper hat!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Britons lead the way in toilet paper use]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/10264/1/" /><id>10264</id><summary><![CDATA[Britons lead the way in toilet paper use]]></summary><issued>2007-02-06T23:32:42+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-06T23:32:42+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The European Tissue Symposium sees Europe's toilet paper consumption soaring by 40 per cent over the next decade.]]></content></entry></items></xml>