Members of a religious sect that forbids Christmas celebrations do not suffer from Christmas tree allergies. Duh! picked by NoKidding 3 years ago

Interesting article (with pics) about a rather unique roadside attraction. Makes me want to go chuck my shoes at a scrub oak. picked by gnikgnok 3 years ago

Don't wanna kill a tree? Well, if you're in the San Diego area, you can "adopt" (read: buy) a live, potted tree and either plant it after the holidays or call the Adopt-A-Christmas-Tree service to come pick it up and plant it in an area where trees were destroyed by the Cedar wildfires.

Oh yeah, and it's delivered by singing, dancing elves. picked by marli 2 years ago

Wait! The answer isn't so easy for those tree-hugging eco-fanatics.
A condom?! A piece of LATEX stolen by force from rubber trees?!... Some people like to use lambskin condoms, since they’re more natural than latex injected with chemicals. I’m sorry, but what gives men the right to use lamb intestines to catch their jizz? picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

Since April, a weather-savvy prankster has reported over 50 false instances of felled trees, hail and tornados, tricking trained meteorologists into issuing severe weather warnings. picked by VooDooPeacock 2 years ago

In nature, trees pull vast amounts of water from their roots up to their leaves hundreds of feet above the ground through capillary action, but now scientists at the University of Rochester have created a simple slab of metal that lifts liquid using the same principle—but does so at a speed that would make nature envious. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

A 25-million-year-old fossil has revealed that a predecessor of Australia's iconic hopping kangaroo once galloped on all fours, had dog-like fangs and possibly climbed trees, scientists have reported. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. - A possible tornado toppled trees in Nebraska and record flooding chased people from their Indiana homes early Sunday as the Midwest braced for still more violent weather. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

Of the many scenic wonders found within the Inyo National Forest, one of the most amazing is the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest, located between 10,000 and 11,000 ft. in the White Mountains, east of the Sierra Nevada. These trees are the oldest known living trees on earth. Here in the White Mountains, the ancient trees have survived more than 40 centuries, exceeding the age of the oldest Giant Se... read full post picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

Neighbor vandalized trees, harrassed family members and may have poisoned their dog. Sounds like time for a "spite fence" picked by suebe 2 years ago

Residents in southwest Washington continue the cleanup after a rare tornado touched down in Vancouver Thursday afternoon, downing power lines, destroying homes and businesses, uprooting trees and terrifying residents who crossed its path.

Last time a tornado hit Washington was in 1972. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Doesn't stop there either. "...the recommended language does not specifically address Christmas trees by name, but the consensus was that they would not fall within acceptable decorations"

Not addressed by name. No, hey, imagine that! Foul language in an official document! Pfff... picked by henkspaan 2 years ago

One of what may be the first-known population of vegetarian spiders. The herbivores live on acacia trees in Mexico and steal leafy snacks, such as the tree nubbin this spider holds, from their ant neighbors. picked by aFROMoshi 1 year ago

We are always on the verge of imminent and unstoppable doom. It's just a matter of which supremely peeved deity -- God? Nukes? Bees? Trees? Peanut butter?

*Here is the good news: We are completely doomed* picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

At the 50-acre Glacier Gardens in Alaska, designers added an unusual flair by uprooting more than twenty hemlock and spruce trees, flipping them over, and using the trunks as natural flower pots. website picked by Bingo 4 months ago

Three visual trees of all the Super Soaker blasters released from 1989 to 2008. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

So you're taking a quiet stroll and suddenly something hits you in the head. *Thwap*

And then you remember, you're in Florida. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

The mammoth ship has seven neighborhoods, including a Boardwalk reminiscent of Coney Island. The ship has not one, but two rock-climbing walls, an ice-skating rink, and 24 specialty restaurants among an array of entertainment and activities. Now that the ship is in Port Everglades, workers will put the final details on the vessel. Perhaps the biggest job is the installation of some 12,000 shrubs... read full post picked by cecilberman 2 weeks ago

"It is a strong odor, and it smells just like what it is" picked by wellarmedsheep 3 years ago

Features tiny capsules containing an assortment of equally tiny trees from various parts or the world from which you can choose. The trees--from Argentina, South Africa, Mexico, and the United States--are alive and, according to the Web site, will stay that way for six months as long as they're watered once or twice a month. See more, including "Baby Poo" at Strapy-world.com picked by suebe 8 months ago