The story here goes that a driver securing his load of timber outside Jackson, TN tossed a cable over his trailer not paying attention to the power lines looming over his rig. Of course, he caught one, sending 7200 volts coursing through the entire affair. The resulting s**tstorm set the truck and the load of lumber ablaze almost immediately, leaving behind a dumbstruck driver who's lucky as hell ... read full post picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

It's probably not a tactic economic advisors advocate but one woman who lost her job as a truck operator gambled for four consecutive days, winning again and again until she won her biggest prize -- a Colorado Lottery jackpot worth $50,000. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

A tow truck driver upset over a recent ticket tried to tow a marked police cruiser.
Sorry, this is a dupe.
picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

The Arizona license plate was homemade, but the plate number was one actually assigned to UPS, DPS said. Additionally, the number on the "cloned" vehicle was also assigned to a real UPS truck in Tucson. picked by dollyllama 12 months ago

Termite, the truck, is capable of driving one mile on a pound of wood, or about 5,000 miles on a cord of wood. picked by suebe 6 months ago

Q: You're driving a semi truck full of rocket fuel and parts when a large bug flies in window and lands on your back - what do you do?
A: Pull over calmy
B: Forget all about driving and kill the bug! picked by BrownTrout 2 months ago

After 55 days, a Madison radio station stopped its endurance contest that kept two entrants sitting in a truck, with short breaks every three hours, in order to win a new $30,000 vehicle. The contest ended Tuesday after... picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Police say a 6-year-old boy grabbed the wheel of their pickup after his dad passed out from low blood sugar and kept them from crashing until a North Platte police officer could bring the truck to a halt. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

Rainbow sprinkles might mean something a little different on a soft serve cone from The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. Doug Quint, a New York-based bassoonist who just finished coursework for his musical arts doctorate at CUNY, is rolling out his playful new mobile dessert business as soon as his permit shows up (hopefully next week). picked by bornbad 6 months ago

It took him eight months to build the truck in his one-car garage. He used Ford axles, a Chevrolet bed, an Oldsmobile engine and the frame from a 1949 International. picked by proverb 3 months ago

A truck hauling rotten meat on a Californian highway crashed and caught fire giving a rather dinstinct smell in the air! picked by ogri2003 2 years ago

WDKB is reporting that the truck was doing a jump during the demonstration and lost control, hitting the crowd and eventually landing on a set of railroad tracks. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

Aurora-based Smith Cos. plans to launch a towing taxi service called NDUIT (No DUI Tonight) later this week in Naperville. It will allow intoxicated drinkers to call for a safe ride home in a tow truck that will also haul their cars. picked by sholom22 3 years ago

Truck turns over easy on VA hiway: 165,000 eggs scrambled in runny accident. Driver whips away before police are omelet scene. Cops fry to find driver, but that doesn't pan out. No yolk. -- Sorry, no "Terrible Puns" category. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago

MADISON, Wis. - A delivery truck ran over a cyclist's head, leaving him only with a concussion and a mangled helmet. Ryan Lipscomb, 26, was shaken up, especially after he saw the condition of his helmet. picked by thephrog 3 years ago

A Maryland delegate wants to ban 'Truck Nutz', the popular oversized plastic testicles designed to dangle from the trailer hitches of pickups. picked by VooDooPeacock 3 years ago

What happens when a 13' 6" truck drives all the way through the 13' high Lincoln Tunnel... click to find out! picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

A man had to deliver some sand.

Unfortunately there were power lines in the way.

Fortunately his truck fit under the power lines.

Unfortunately he raised the back of the dump truck, hit the power lines, and set his truck on fire.

Fortunately he was already at the fire station.

Unfortunately they had to watch the truck burn for 45 minutes until the power could be shut off. picked by Fanatic 3 years ago

Apparently this brainiac was inside the truck collecting cans when he fell asleep! He awoke to the refreshing sound of the compactor. picked by Phildo 3 years ago

"...stopped in a Copps Food parking lot."

You can't make this stuff up. The jokes just write themselves! picked by tigertony 2 years ago