Still looks like a bloke to me! picked by topofall 1 year ago

Maybe the dress wasn't the right size, or perhaps it was the grey and gloomy weather - but these two monkeys don't seem over-the-moon after being married in China. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

It'd annoy me too but not that freaking much.
I wanna know what he was watching, because it must have been one hell of a program. picked by doggylives 2 years ago

When Professor and media researcher Roger Wallis left the stand yesterday, the court asked whether he wanted to be reimbursed for his appearance. “You are welcome to send some flowers to my wife,” he responded. In the hours that followed, many Pirate Bay supporters took this suggestion to hand. picked by theclansman 9 months ago

Good trade? picked by topofall 2 years ago

Caution: Saying these phrases to a pregnant woman may cause serious harm, dismemberment, and/or death picked by proverb 2 years ago

Following the shock discovery, the man stormed into the local bishop's office in Chioggia, near Venice, and demanded an explanation. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

"She supports me and takes care of our boys when I go off hunting all of the time so I wanted to do something for her,'' said Andy, who has been married 5½ years. picked by kakana 3 months ago

A man became so distracted watching Cher on TV that he accidentally shot his wife.

*a short story...morons with guns* picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

...for spending too much time eating and drinking with his friends. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

An off-duty Elko County sheriff's deputy was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol after her husband, a fellow deputy, pulled her over. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

I was on the internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.
"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out." picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

A British man fed up with his wife's complaints has advertised her for sale - and received a number of offers. picked by kakana 9 months ago

John Daly assaulted his wife and then covered up the incident by scratching his own face and claiming she attacked him, Sherrie Daly alleges in court papers filed Monday and obtained by The Commercial Appeal.
I CAN'T COME UP WITH THE JOKE FOR THIS ONE!!!!! picked by nesbyniccolo 2 years ago

A Saudi television programme has been giving teenagers lessons in how to beat their wives. picked by fogowar 2 years ago

He had forbidden her to leave the house unless he came with her, locked her inside when he went out, and would not even let her watch the TV. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Would you or wouldn't you publicly admit you cheated on your spouse? That's what William Taylor of Centreville did Wednesday morning. picked by nateebiinature 3 months ago

Christian Domestic Discipline-Loving wife spanking in a Christian marraige. WHAT? picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

A classic from Worth.

It had to be done. picked by donteatpoop 3 years ago

Ms Ogundele said she no longer loved her husband and he failed to provide for the family as well as increasing the dishes workrate. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago