This is a purely HUMOROUS thread, for the sake of humor and good natured playfullness.

If Plime was a religion what would be our rules, commandaments, holdays, God(s) or stance on marriage, sex, death penalty, homosexality, and religious doctorine?

Lets see what we come up with my fellow plimates!

May the Plime be with you.

If Plime was a religion, complete with rules, I wouldn't Plime.

Careful, the flying spaghetti monster doesn't like blasphemers.

An extremely wise man once said (slightly paraphrased):

The only sin lies in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid).

If Plime was a religion, I'd have a religion...and so would, dare I say, Mershaullk. lol

Finally, a place with a death penalty.

No, Mershaulk would be Adversary

I have two words:

POPE MOE

It does have a ring to it.

I will take your request under advisement, however should we succeed in naming you as POTUS, you shall not be elligible for the office of Pope until you finish out your term.

What do we do about the unholy Farkers and Diggers, your Holiness? Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Its pretty simple, if you look at this logically Plime is sort of a religion.

What is the definition of Religion:

n:the service and worship of God or the supernatural, commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance

Jax created Plime, and allowed us to have life in it. We all work to better ourselves and attain Karma, to where we attain ascension into the stats page with our brothers and sisters. Oh, and there is fruit, apparently thats how a few religious stories start. haha

Now all we need is a Cabal of Inquisitors

Jax did not create Plime. Plime has always been, shall always be. It is the beginning and the end. Jax was a prophet. He was chosen to bring forth Plime unto a new people.

We could employe the spanish, it seems no one ever expects them.

I can see it now, the chant at all our religious gatherings would be great.

MO' POPE MOE! MO' POPE MOE!

(obviously we would have a large amount of gangsters)

No no no too cliche. We need a different sort of Cabal...something more...what's the word?

Gay?

Errrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no....not exactly what I had in mind.

Sorry, it comes from The Producers

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC9Fq6EoBeo' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

What about sea monkeys? No one suspects sea monkeys.

Ugh...my apologies are in order actually that I missed that reference.

I shall flagellate myself with a pink feather boa stolen from Roger De Bris' oh so very open closet.

We should be nudists.