Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Posted: 2 months ago by 2manyusernames
Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
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Posted: 2 months ago by donteatpoop:
Hahahahahahahaha.

Best story ever. This is f**king great.

Vader and the Jedi Church are natural enemies.

Great line here:
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

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Posted: 2 months ago by Zebulor:
This is yet another example of media turning people violent. Because they watched these 'Star Wars' movies, these people turned into aggressive killer machines and violently and viciously assaulted each other!
And anyway, everyone knows that these violent, aggressive movies like Star Wars are worse than a mere 2.5 gallons alcohol...
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Posted: 2 months ago by shep182:
A real jedi would have kicked his ass... British Jedi are weak! (ooohhh... I'm gonna pay for this one... )
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