Person above you gives you an object, you invent at least two things to enhance the object.

Personaboveyou: Underwear

You: 1. Pre-skid markederwear, so you never have to be embarassed for crap stains.
2. Personal pocket, for boxers; a pocket on the front inside where you can rest your personals. (you can run again)
3. Flatulance fragrence enhancers, strips of scented fabric that slips into a sleeve along the middle of the back. These fragranted strips mask the smell of the flatulence and gives off more soothing smells, comes in a variety of scents including fresh cotton, musk, apple and fresh brownies.

Pants.

Personbelowyou: uh... three things about pants.. Let's see... 1, 2, 3 you get it by now I'm sure.

It doesn't need to be overly detailed; so long as what you are proposing is understandable. No one is expecting diagrams, but if you are so bored that you insist then you are welcome to create one.

Okay, ready?


Unicycles.

1. An Extra wheel for balance
2. Handle bars for a better turn
3. a little bell that goes, "ding ding"

Window Blinds

Window Blinds:

1. The ability to be see-through on one side - like a two-way mirror - but you can raise them for extra sunshine.

2. Camoflauged slots in them so you can perve on the world outside.

3. The material of blinds - there should be an international standard so to ensure there are no shoddy thin aluminium blinds produced or sold.


Next: a Couch

The Couch

1) Should resemble a vagina.

2) should have heated coils to keep you warm as it's soft vag-walls hug at you from the sides.

3) Should have a remote that adjusts it's position, able to tilt up and down and to the sides. Makes getting out of it easy and allows you to view the television.


Sliced Bread

1. Packaged with Pre-Baked in Butter Packets that activate upon Toasting

2. Crustless for the picky Children

3. Tie-Dyed Centers!

Ummm....

Condoms!

Condoms

1) Ribbed inside for YOUR pleasure.

2) Easy roll on applicator tool.

3) Wrapper marked as chewing gum so as to not embarrass you when it falls oot of your wallet.

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Hiking Boots

1. Rockets!

2. Small Toe Radiators to keep your Toesy Warm

3. Flash Lights on the Tips to light up the path infront of you.

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Lamps

1) Rockets!!
2) Color-changing glass bulbs
3) Small cooking device which heats food by the bulb

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Alarm clocks

1. A noise that doesnt make you want to die inside.

2. It delivers you breakfast.

3. If you dont get out of bed by a specified time. It blows up.

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Barbie

1) multiple facialexpressions
2) BaDunka-Dunk
3) nipples


Television Set

Television Set

1) Built in PLAYSTATION 3.

2) Free on demand porn or whatever you are into, but most likely porn.

3) Verbal commands for volume, channel changing, colour adjust, etc...

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Comic Books

1) Accompanying superhero powers
2) Halographic pages
3) Healthy proportioned heroines

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Plime

Plime

1) Coloured fonts in the chat room.

2) Readjusted karma scale.

3) A better spam filter. (I need help booting these scumbags oot of here)

4) An official members list.

5) Wait... what am I saying... plime is perfect! No improvements needed. ; )

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Laptop Nap Sacks

1. Made out of/turns into a solar panel to charge your laptop
2. Personally designed for your geeky porn star friend: The Laptop Nap Sack Ball Sack (or other friends too)
3. Inflatable Nap Sack that can be used as a travel pillow (heated travel pillow if used when laptop is on.)

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The Wheel

Tire

Trax

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Tweezers

Tweezers....

1. Add lasers
2. Glow in the dark so you can find them
3. Self sharpening

Kitchen sink

1) Lasers for tough stains!

2) Acid for getting out grease!

3) A laptop with Plime as the homepage....for tough stains!

Shoes

1) Telephone (ala Maxwell Smart)
2) Extra cushion
3) Rockets!!




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Beer Tap

Beer Tap

1) Larger!
2) Direct Drinking Sistem...
3) Backup beer storage.

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Toilet Paper

1) extra durability, no more ripping
2) self wiping
3) ultra absorbant, one wipe does the trick.



Crayons

1.) Flavors corresponding with colors
2.) Spell Check
3.) Self Destruct
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