1)Integrated with floor and automatically rises when you bend your knees to sit.
2) Either absorbs or increases the smell of your farts according to your choice.
3) Levitates and moves from room to room.

White space:

1) Automatically formats all code to the same standard
2) When copied and pasted between different word processing apps doesn't go all screwy
3) Changed to gray space so it is still blank but more discernible from actual emptiness.

Actual Emptiness:

1. No longer theoretical, is actual.
2. Empties whatever it touches, thus increasing the empiness (a paradox?)
3. Has less Paradox and doesn't occur twice in a row when someone is supposed to suggest a topic for the next poster.

Soup!

1)Automatically adjusts to ideal temperature upon opening.
2)Is always accompanied by a grilled cheese and apple sandwich on wheat bread.
3)Tastes just like Grandma's, only available in the supermarket.

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Picture frame

1) digital
2) Holds more than one picture
3) Can play audio and video as well.

Wallets.

1.)finger print recognition
2.)a micro injection device that injects a 'mild' poison if unapproved parties handle the wallet
3.) made of baby skin

office cubicle

1.)Automated turret set to eliminate 'that guy' on sight.
2.)Encompasses the entire room.
3.)Inside walls coated with bubble wrap.

Television remotes.