The Time Machine Question
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 spamtrap
9 months ago
« davbob :
Back to topic though; I'd go back to the night I was conceived and tell my "mother" to at least try and get the fellas name.
That can lead to a nasty situation.
1) how do you know when exactly?
2) what if you don't recognize her?
3) NSFW question: If you get drunk, and you wake up with her in the morning, will you tell her your name so that she can tell it to you?
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 davbob
9 months ago
« spamtrap : That can lead to a nasty situation.
1) how do you know when exactly?
2) what if you don't recognize her?
3) NSFW question: If you get drunk, and you wake up with her in the morning, will you tell her your name so that she can tell it to you?
1) stalk her for a while round about 9 months before I was born. Or speak to her sister, whose house she turned up at one night so drunk that she could hardly walk with some bloke and ask her for the date before I went back.
2) I have pictures.
3) Not a chance I don't do slappers.
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 gratheo
9 months ago
I like the idea of quantum space-time travel. You travel to an almost identical alternate universe. Since it's not anything to do with your universe, you can't create a paradox (without significant effort).
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 Moe
9 months ago
« unoriganl : So I am guessing breathing won't be that much of a worry for you.
Hey how about airlocks and such? If we could make a freaking TIME MACHINE don't you think we just might equip it with an airlock or three? I know *I* certainly would.
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 Bornbad
9 months ago
« spamtrap : The time machine is OK,
the geographic location is kind of tricky.
The Earth rotates more than 1000 mph at the equator,
it travels around the Sun 18.55 miles per second
the sun and its family of planets are orbiting the galaxy at about 135 miles per second.

Miss by a tenth of a second, and you are up to
15.8 miles away from the surface of the Earth (one way or the other), you can get into serious trouble in a blink of an eye.
*yikes*
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 Bornbad
9 months ago
Forgot to mention, all of your sisters are pwned.
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 Maven
9 months ago
Save my nephew.


Then go forward in time, pick up some hot item, bring it back and invent it. Transparent aluminum, anyone?
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 donteatp...
9 months ago
« Maven : Then go forward in time, pick up some hot item, bring it back and invent it. Transparent aluminum, anyone?
Nah, you should really go with that sticky cling wrap stuff that came out last year. That stuff is awesome.
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 teresag
9 months ago
machine. Darn, I've found that I accidentally invented a time

(Idea stolen from the six-word storeis thread from the article in Wired.)
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 craziese...
9 months ago
hmmmmm.....
1) I'd go back to pirate hayday. I'd be a awesome pirate.
2) I'd pull the back to the future thing with the sports alamanac and bet on some big games in like 1980 or 1990.
3) I'd go back to the night that i was concieved and tell my Mum and Da "this is what the future holds, you might want to pull out!!!"
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 eljay
9 months ago
I was born too late to be a MONKEES fan when they first started, so I would have to go back to their inception.

Go back and talk to my Grandpa. I remember a lot of things about him despite the fact that he had a massive stroke when I was 4. He survived another 5 years but was very handicapped.

Meet Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony. Or a bit further in the future and burn my bras with all the other wild gals! Woohoo!
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 Jerry520
9 months ago
« craziesean :
3) I'd go back to the night that i was concieved and tell my Mum and Da "this is what the future holds, you might want to pull out!!!"
And then, like in back to the future, you would fade away....
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 craziese...
9 months ago
« Jerry520:And then, like in back to the future, you would fade away....
"Is it better to burn out or just fade away?"

Upvote for whom ever can tell me what movie thats quoted from. Answer to come tonight.
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 davbob
9 months ago
« Jerry520 : And then, like in back to the future, you would fade away....
But then if he had never existed he wouldn't have been able to go back and tell his dad to pull out.


/senses a paradox coming.
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 davbob
9 months ago
« craziesean : "Is it better to burn out or just fade away?"

Upvote for whom ever can tell me what movie thats quoted from. Answer to come tonight.
Highlander. Upvote please.
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 Jerry520
9 months ago
« davbob : But then if he had never existed he wouldn't have been able to go back and tell his dad to pull out.


/senses a paradox coming.
Bwahahahaha! I win!

Or do I?

DUN DUN DUNNNNN
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 icepigs
9 months ago
« craziesean : "Is it better to burn out or just fade away?"

Upvote for whom ever can tell me what movie thats quoted from. Answer to come tonight.
Seeing how it's a line from a Neil Young song, it has been used quite often....(to include "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard and supposedly by Kurt Cobain in his suicide note)


The first time I heard it quoted in a movie was Victor Kruger saying it in Highlander.

The most recent time I heard it was Randy Daytona in Balls of Fury
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 ReBoot
9 months ago
I miss RTCA. Let's use our time machine to bring him back.
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 donteatp...
9 months ago
« ReBoot : I miss RTCA. Let's use our time machine to bring him back.
I think that would be a great use. I went to his blog once recently and left some comments. Maybe one day he will return.
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 craziese...
9 months ago
Also would have excepted Jack Black in High Fidelity. Thanks for playin.
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