From the title, I had the impression that the article might be about people like me.

Instead, there was lots of interesting stuff about animals and how/if they sleep.

It's not until I got to point 10 (sexsomnia) that I really found a lot of weirdness...

I once stayed awake for several days straight, and then fell asleep while... er... "pleasuring" my girlfriend.

For some crazy reason she was insulted! Can you imagine?

I cannot imagine why she was insulted. Maybe if you were in her situation, she would have probably not imagined why you were insulted either.

The tale I'm about to tell has all the hallmarks of an urban myth, except that I heard the tale from the horses mouth, as it were, and really - why would you make this up.

Alcohol was involved, the chap in question got up in the night to pee and didn't fully wake up for the journey too, the pee or the journey back.

What did wake him up was his mother protesting, presumably quite vehemently, at his attempts to manually pleasure her.

I can see someone pretending that didn't happen, but not the other way round.

Of course, if any of you tell it then it does become a FOAF tale.