How much money was spent to come to this conclusion? It is amazing what people call research these days.

In other news, it rained the past few days. Research indicates that the ground is now wet.

Now back to your regularly schedules lives.

I got $20 that says these researchers drank in college.

and to those researchers $20 gets a lot of cup-o-soups and natty light

Damn! I'm in the wrong profession!

Anyone who had a remote social life in college (or highschool) could draw the same conclusions. The more you drink - the more alcohol is in your system.


Now, has anyone ever played the non-beer game? I threw a party and served these skanky girls non-alcoholic beer instead of real beer, but they still got 'real drunk' and took of their shirts... and one ran away crying when we revealed the joke. Mean, maybe; hysterically funny, yes.

Nah, I'd say they never so much as attended a decent party.

Anyone who did drink in college wouldn't feel the need to create a study to prove common sense.

I have the played the non-beer game before and it also involved a skank.

But we never told her the truth, because then we wouldn't have been able to laugh behind her back a whole semester.

We played the non-beer game in highschool with skanks and non-skanks, the nonskanks were worse than the skanks. We never revealed the joke part we just passed the list of names along in the locker room, so everybody could have a good party.

In other news spending too much time with me raises your BAC.

Wait, theres drinking games with beer? For f**k sakes, I've been playing milk pong for years.

Gotta tell the guys about this,.

Irishdrunk, your avatar scares the bejesus out of me

that nonbeer game sounds hilarious, I have to try that someday.