Birds Explode After Eating RicePosted: 9 months ago by donteatpoop Turns out this is absolutely false. I always believed it. That's a shame, really; I was hoping to see a bird explode one day. Comments: 7 Score: [-] 303 [+].
<1>Posted: 9 months ago by Alton: Damn Ann Landers time! Score: [-] 48 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by muppetmaker: Wikipedia: Exploding Bird Score: [-] 76 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by bcgrote: If you want to see a bird explode, I've heard, you need to throw alka seltzer at them.
Seems that birds can't burp or fart, and all that excess CO2 has to go somewhere.... feather rain!!!
(Don't let any cops or rangers see you do this, and don't tell them I told you!) Score: [-] 90 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by shoestix: or just throw a 95 mph fast ball
Score: [-] 94 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by direwookiee: What?!
My plan for my wedding (If i ever trick some poor boy into marrying me) was to force the guests to throw rice, and tie dye the pigeons, because then there would be RAINBOW FEATHERS FALLING FROM THE SKY.
And if that doesn't make for a memorable wedding, then I don't know what does. Score: [-] 29 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by donteatpoop:
My plan for my wedding (If i ever trick some poor boy into marrying me) was to force the guests to throw rice, and tie dye the pigeons, because then there would be RAINBOW FEATHERS FALLING FROM THE SKY.
And if that doesn't make for a memorable wedding, then I don't know what does.
Don't forget to mix glitter in with the rice so that it looks like fireworks when they explode. Score: [-] 34 [+]. Posted: 9 months ago by direwookiee:
«donteatpoop : Don't forget to mix glitter in with the rice so that it looks like fireworks when they explode.
I was planning to throw in some confetti, but glitter is a MUCH better idea! Probably easier to get them to eat, too!