Don't tell Captain Ahab...

Very rare?...One of a kind??

that's great, let's kill it.

I was just thinking that.. next story will be "man falls off boat while trying to take pictures and is eaten by white killer whale. The killer whale later had to be put down by authorities because it was seen as a threat and not very friendly."

WowO never heard of an albino killer whale, kinda sunds cool.

Rinkworks Book-a-minute presents:

Moby d**k: The ultra-condensed version

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Ishmael:
Call me Ishmael.

Captain Ahab:
Crew, we will seek the white whale and kill it, because I am insane.

Crew:
Alas, your destructive obsession will be our undoing.

(They almost find the white whale. Then they almost find the white whale. Then they find it.)

Captain Ahab:
I stab at thee. I stab at thee.

(Everybody dies except Ishmael, although this is no surprise, because it was foreshadowed CONTINUALLY from the BEGINNING.)



THE END

Early bird gets the worm! Hahaha. I was thinking the same. I guess we all were. Does that mean we are all part of a collective?

Oh yeah, the whale is cool. :D

Albino killer whale. Never would have guessed it.