And just like a real boomerang, if you aren't careful with it, it could come back to hit you in the ass.

I.E.:

Had to be posted

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm9GVfke0YY' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

I knew someone in high school who did this. Actually, I knew his girlfriend. She had the bright idea to have sex on the trampoline in her backyard while her parents were out of town.

Long story short, he broke his penis, they broke up, and the next person she dated was a chick. Probably because the boys in our school were terrified of her.

"In an MRI picture, the penis looks distinctly boomerang-like, as noted by a French researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner."

who gets these grants?!?!

...er rather hooow do they get them?

*notes observational expertise*

The keyword here is "French".

And BTW, I laughed my head off when I read this name:
"Not all penis curvature is a problem, however. 'There is a lot of variability in what normal is,' Cummings says."

"An analysis of more than thousand measurements taken by sex researcher Alfred Kinsey shows that shorter flaccid penises tend to gain about twice as much length as longer flaccid penises."

So am I to believe that it's now a cool thing to say "I have a small flaccid penis!"

because it means you actually have a huge cock? lol

No, it means they all end up at about the same size when they're done.

It's true! They all come out the same size in the end, so what's the diff? I never could work out why men want to be a larger size in the flaccid mode! (I'm a female)