Yep... I thought it was The Onion too.

How does one get in one this research?

For the good of mankind of course!

You can start your own research group at any time.

I'm there!

I can just imagine the conversation...

"But honey, if we don't have sex, I might get ED!"

And raise your appendage if you're disturbed to consider that this means Bob Dole wasn't getting any.

Now put the appendage down when you're stuck with THAT visual in your head.

not having sex at all should cure that right up.

I have the opposite of erictile dysfunction. You know on the commercials where they mention a possible side effect where the penis is erect for 4 hours or more? That's me.

If any of you ladies aren't doing anything later, call me. We'll get together.

"If one can naturally engage in behaviors that increase blood flow to the penis, it will have a positive effect in preventing erectile dysfunction"

So it shouldn't just be limited to sexual intercourse then?

Consistent exercising and a healthy diet is the healthiest method of preventing erectile dysfunction. A little testosterone does wonders for the body.

It's called "priapism".

Named after the Greek god of penis. In most depictions, he is weighing his huge schlong on a scale.

Hurray for Zach (and for me, when we're old)!

If I were a man I'd probably be able to get laid throughout my late 90's.