And the unrealistic expectations generated by internet porn strike again.

So let's all sing together, shall we?

Ohhhhhhh...
Do your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

WHAT!?

I know someone who has this issue and is greatly disturbed by it. All her doctors have told her that she is within normal ranges, but she feels abnormal and obsesses about it. Thank you for posting this article, I have emailed it to her for a little perspective.

And wingnut... Clever use of the bassett hound song (it was originally about ears).

*grabs a mirror*
What a sweet sweet flower is blossoming there.

*feels very unliberated*

Pics or you're lying!

You did see mine after all....the piercing thing and all

Yes, suebe. Pics or you're lying. And TM, I think you forgot to put me on that list!

Do you suppose that made it on the 6 o'clock news? :D

Do you have your permission slip from your gf?

/holds out hand.

mine also hang a little too low....oh wait, never mind, that just my penis.

i now feel a general numbness in my nether-region, pain during sex, and a near-perpetual yeast infection ... but hey, my cootie now looks faaabulous.

:T

i'm down with this advice.

So...guys...do you really judge? Would you ever make an unkind remark about a gals bits?

Our world is a screwed up place.

my vagina hangs low too

Oh yeah, since a scrotum is a much more beautiful piece of anatomy.

[/sarcasm]

/hands TM permission slip

You don't think that male anatomy is attractive?

I've spent a lot of time pondering this topic (really). I've looked at a variety of pictures of male and female bits. Not porn, where very specific and unrealistic proportions are highly represented, but galleries of medical images, artistic images. And I'll be honest...I think the human body, the human sex organs, are amazingly complex and a wonder to behold. Those who aren't willing to appreciate the visual appeal, the unique lengths and nooks and niches and veins that make us indivuals in all ways miss out on so much beauty.

Only mine. Glad to have it. ;)

Other than that, I'm only inclined to observe and appreciate female anatomy...curvy. That 3-2-3 ratio.

I really like the female gait. Just the general movement, the swaying I guess. A feminine walk really gets me. Not ridiculous, but I prefer a girl that doesn't stomp down the sidewalk.

I've been to the scarleteen boards before... and in spite of the way this article opens, i can honestly tell you guys that the moderators there do their best to try to instill positive self-image and sooth away these sorts of self-conciousnesses before they become full blown obsessions.

*pant* *pant*