to become a 'benefriend'
for those of you that dont know.
a benefriend is a friend with benefits.
aka
POON whenever I want.
Ahhhh
Most amazing day of my life right now.
sorry I probabily should have put this in the shameless bragging thread.

To encourage talk anyone have any good tricks I should use *wink wink cough cough nudge nudge*
You know what I mean.

Heh, I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but, FWBs rarely work. One person always ends up wanting more than the other and feelings are hurt.

Just know that you are risking a friendship.

After interpreting your headline wrong, I came in here expecting to give congratulatory remarks about the birth of your new baby girl. But I guess that was nine months premature, eh?

Same.

Yeah dude. Careful with that.

People, he's in high school. Loosing a friend is very low on his concerns. Right now, "poon" as he put it, is far more important and desirable.

This will all end in tears, matey.

You will rue the day that ye posted this here.

May not be today, may not be tomorrow, but mark me words laddie. One day, ye will see this post and say to yeself. "Self, I rue tha day that I posted that message. An' I also rue tha day that this benefriend an' I agreed to our unwritten contract. Oh how I wish I had gone down ta Davy Jones' Locker instead!!"

That day may come in tha clinic, or that day may come in tha emergency room, or that day may come in tha livin' room surrounded by a bunch of scurvy scallywag rugrats.

But I say again - That day will come! AAARRR!!

ARRRRRR ye scurvy dog! It be LOSE, not LOOSE! That be me number one peeve!! AAARRR!!

Well, it depends on how many benefriends the girl has/has had. :-)

I agree with a lot of you guys....it doesn't end up well for either party. In my case, we both had our hearts broken. We're still friends (Thank God), but no benefits.

I am in high school as well, I dont think that has anything to do with it.

Gee, I'm sure she's so proud that you're announcing this in such a kind and caring way. That's sure a great way to make sure it works out.

Agreed completely. It all depends on what kind of person you are, I guess.

Arrr! Matey let me tell ya, tha poon be not tha most important thing in life. It may seem that way now fer sure, but thar be many many more things in life that be far far more important of a pursuit.If this be tha most amazin' day of yer life ever, me be feelin' sorry for ye. Thar be days that will put this one ta shame I guarantee. Like yer weddin' day, or tha day yer first born be shown to ya all wrigglin' and squirmin' like a worm on a hook. THOSE be tha days ya should be braggin' aboot!Aye laddie I have a great trick ye can try. It be called "respect". Tis tha thing ya do when a lassie goes from bein' that "saucy wench over yonder" to "me beauty whom for which I'd fight every last one of ya scurvy dogs with me hook tied round me back ta protect" That be a trick that she be lovin' ya for far longer than any ol' deft fingers act.

Arrrr Laddie! I know that this advice prolly not be taken very well or even at all possibly. But I seen many moons more than ye have fer sure. I got me a rugrat that could be yer big brother and lived ta tell tha tale! You pay heed ta Ol'Moe here, and maybe, jus' maybe that beauty you be crowin' aboot may see ya as more than just a notch on a bedpost.

That be a treasure booty any pirate would kill a hundred drunken scurvy scallywags fer - an' ya can't find it in any old buried chest neither!

arrr, matey
*wipes tear
arrr.

Wow
my friend went on my computer
and f**ked with all my s**t and posted on all my forums im registered to.
wasnt my post
Im gonna kill him and then eat his firstborn (when he has it) s**t wrong order
Ill tell you guys how that goes.

ahhh he f**ked with my myspace too.
Damage control is a b***h.

Sure he did, matey. Sure...

Were you a part of this Fark thread? If not, check out the first comment by rotsky. It is around the twentieth comment. Read from there on, it gets pretty funny.

Thanks for the point.

LOL, no I was not part of it, but I wish I was!