Worst thing you could say after sex?
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 trushaft...
6 months ago
"I hope you wake up when the drugs wear off. You are a delicate little flower"


shivvas!~
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 punthe
6 months ago
« craziesean:Punthe?!!
Bastage! lol
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 punthe
6 months ago
DO YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!?
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 leehblan...
6 months ago
Wow, Laura, it felt good to do that to you, especially after your husband has been doing it to us for 8 years.
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 MTHead
6 months ago
...here, try it with some grape jelly.
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 MTHead
6 months ago
.ya know..you don't HAAAVE to call me 'uncle .
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 Pocksuck...
6 months ago
So this means I can borrow the car on Saturday then?
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 restless...
6 months ago
where'd the condom go?
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 Jerry520
6 months ago
« restlesschicken : where'd the condom go?
*burp*

What condom?
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 MTHead
6 months ago
yeeeeah, you WISH I was "sponge-worthy" now huh?
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 Hoosker
6 months ago
« Jerry520 : *burp*

What condom?
Wait... That's not my condom!
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 sykeo56
6 months ago
The blunt approach:
That was truly disappointing.
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 craziese...
6 months ago
« punthe : DO YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!?
CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLL THE ANAL LEAKAGEEEEEE THE ROCK IS COOKIN!
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 HeatStre...
2 months ago
You got a computer? I need to blog about this one.
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 doggyliv...
2 months ago
Who's a good boy?! Walkies now!
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 doggyliv...
2 months ago
Whaddya mean you don't like sweetcorn? You ate it first time around...
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 sholom22
2 months ago
Oh God that was the greatest sex ever! Totally worth digging up your grave!
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 smarty10...
2 months ago
Dude I'm gonna take ur blindfold off and untie u but some bum just ran off laughing with his pants down.. *smirks
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 Jerry520
2 months ago
OMG, Grandpa?!
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