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Worst thing you could say after sex?
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 madhatte...
1 month ago
« LeehBlanc : And to think, back at the bar, I was really trying to get with your friend...
I can one up you on this one

And to think, back at the bar, I thought you were really a chick!
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 Bornbad
1 month ago
« madhatteraggie : I can one up you on this one

And to think, back at the bar, I thought you were really a chick!
Remind me not to pick you up at a bar.
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 madhatte...
1 month ago
« Bornbad : Remind me not to pick you up at a bar.
Awwwww, but I swear I'm a post-op!!!
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 Irishdru...
1 month ago
Just think how much fun that would have been if you weren't asleep.
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 Jerry520
1 month ago
« Irishdrunk : Just think how much fun that would have been if you weren't asleep.
I can one up you.

"Just think how much fun this would have been if you weren't dead."
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 Irishdru...
1 month ago
« Jerry520 : I can one up you.

"Just think how much fun this would have been if you weren't dead."
Blow dryer and some K-Y you'd never even know she was dead.
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 coldblad...
1 month ago
I haven't been F'd that poorly since grade school
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 D3SPiTE
1 month ago
"wow this burns good"
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 doggyliv...
1 month ago
"Wow, my buddy was right, uglies DO f**k better"
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 pocksuck...
1 month ago
One Our Father, ten Hail Marys and one glory be should cover that, my child. Now please leave the confessional quietly.
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 jhordie
1 month ago
Would you just come already?!?

oh wait, that's during sex
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 cheeselo...
1 month ago
SURPRISE! You're on candid camera!!!
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 mutil8or
1 month ago
" Just like a dead chick , I am ready for round two and you go and split on me !"
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 JennyCa
4 weeks ago
I want to have your abortion.
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 icepigs
4 weeks ago
Now Serving Number 367.
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 muppetma...
4 weeks ago
« JennyCa : I want to have your abortion.
You say that before the sex.
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 wtn4hzre...
3 weeks ago
"oops, sorry" ...that's why my husband and I have our daughter. :) She turns 1 a week from today. I can't imagine life without her, but she started life as oops.
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 wtn4hzre...
3 weeks ago
oh, by the way I have aids.
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 sykeo56
3 weeks ago
« madhatteraggie : I can one up you on this one

And to think, back at the bar, I thought you were really a chick!
While we're on the topic of one-upsmanship, let me try...

Well, I've got to get back to the bar. My goal for the night is still to f**k your friend.
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 bingo
3 weeks ago
Well, I've got to get back to the bar. My goal for the night is to beat my current record of 10 in one night.
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