Fellatio keeps male fruit bats keen Posted: 1 month ago by gammerus
That's right, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. Bats perform fellatio on their mates.
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Posted: 1 month ago by maven:
So Bruce Wayne had ulterior motives all along?!?
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Posted: 1 month ago by Moe:
« maven : So Bruce Wayne had ulterior motives all along?!?
No, Bruce Wayne had DICK Grayson all along.
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Posted: 1 month ago by icepigs:
I like receiving fellatio...does that mean I'm a bat?
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Posted: 1 month ago by maven:
Unless you also hang upside down in a cave, I suspect it just means you're male.

Sorry.
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Posted: 1 month ago by ThirDeye:
Bats: Masturbation almost completely blinds them but fellatio gives them extremely keen hearing.
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Posted: 1 month ago by suebe:
I think she's just trying to lick herself.
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Posted: 1 month ago by icepigs:
« maven:Unless you also hang upside down in a cave, I suspect it just means you're male.

Sorry.
I'm willing to try anything twice.

(I try it twice, just in case I did it wrong the first time)
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Posted: 1 month ago by maven:
Hanging out in caves is hot.
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Posted: 1 month ago by kbadinger:
im sure there is endless fun that can be had here.
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Posted: 1 month ago by Moe:
:...receiving fellatio...
« kbadinger : im sure there is endless fun that can be had here.
That's redundant
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by tgkprog:
lot of penis talk today !
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by bunnysutra:
« tgkprog : lot of penis talk today !
Loving all of the upvotes. The plimates are in a *mood* today... hubba hubba
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by cycostinkoman:
The tip of the penis had already penetrated the female's vagina, and the males did not withdraw when the female licked the base of the penis.
I am having a hard time believing we are above bats on the evolutionary scale right now. That is some serious flexibility.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by shuallyo:
keeps me keen!
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by dingbat:
*flaps arms and clicks for the rest of the evening*
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Posted: 3 weeks ago by pocksucket:
« icepigs : I'm willing to try anything twice.

...Except incest and folk-dancing...
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