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Posted: 2 years ago by gammerus:
"SEX IS FORBIDDEN WHEN A WOMAN IS MENSTRUATING, PREGNANT, NURSING, DURING LENT, ADVENT, WHITSUM WEEK AND EASTER WEEK. ON FEAST DAYS, FAST DAYS, SUNDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS. DURING THE DAYLIGHT. IF YOU ARE NAKED. IF YOU ARE IN A CHURCH. UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO PRODUCE A CHILD. NO FONDLING. NO LEWD KISSES. NO ORAL SEX. NO STRANGE POSITIONS. ONLY ONCE. TRY NOT TO ENJOY IT. WASH AFTERWARDS.
or if she has a headache.
Score: [-] 31 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by TraumaMamma:
"SEX IS FORBIDDEN WHEN A WOMAN IS MENSTRUATING, PREGNANT,(broke it)
NURSING,(that too)
DURING LENT,(that as well..I DID give up meat though)
ADVENT,(probably broke it)
WHITSUM WEEK AND EASTER WEEK.(If I don't know what whitsum is, I broke it and I know I did on Easter!)
ON FEAST DAYS, FAST DAYS, SUNDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS.(Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and YESSSSSSSS!)
DURING THE DAYLIGHT.(yep)
IF YOU ARE NAKED.(Isn't that the point?)
IF YOU ARE IN A CHURCH.(TraumaMamma has NOT and will not break this one!)
UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO PRODUCE A CHILD.(Riiiight)
NO FONDLING.(Pfft)
NO LEWD KISSES.(mine are plenty lewd)
NO ORAL SEX.(broken)
NO STRANGE POSITIONS.(no normal ones in my dojo)
ONLY ONCE.(broke that one too over and over)
TRY NOT TO ENJOY IT.(An actress, I ain't)
WASH AFTERWARDS. YES!!!
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Posted: 2 years ago by ogri2003:
« TraumaMamma : "SEX IS FORBIDDEN WHEN... lol
Sister Madonna Bertrille would like to see you in her office first thing tomorrow morning, before classes. Bring your rosary beads!
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Posted: 2 years ago by TraumaMamma:
« ogri2003 : lol
Sister Madonna Bertrille would like to see you in her office first thing tomorrow morning, before classes. Bring your rosary beads! Is she hot? (I broke that one too, a while back)
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Posted: 2 years ago by ogri2003:
« TraumaMamma:Is she hot? (I broke that one too, a while back) Why do you think she wants the beads?
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