Things in a Jar... Jar Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
A disgusting post in keeping with the FAF theme.

Baptists are saying a life size Jar Jar Binks doll is a masturbation aid for pre-teens.

It comes in a Jar (Jar)... ewwww
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Posted: 2 years ago by ImNotBlue:
Isn't that site a joke site? I think we talked about that once before... but I'm not 100%
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Posted: 2 years ago by rambler:
Let me rush to state that I chose Jar-Jar Binks as my avatar for today only because of his name, and that I was not "lured into a world of lustful abandon..." by any dolls!
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Posted: 2 years ago by mandolinorange:
« ImNotBlue : Isn't that site a joke site? I think we talked about that once before... but I'm not 100%
it has to be a joke, that's the only explanation. no one is that stupid, are they? too funny!
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Posted: 2 years ago by indisguise:
"Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic pokers."

ooh...he sounds cute!
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Posted: 2 years ago by Username:
« mandolinorange : it has to be a joke, that's the only explanation. no one is that stupid, are they? too funny!
Landover Baptist Church is most definitely a satire site. I've looked at it many times in that past, it's a gem. Good find gnikgnok.
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Posted: 2 years ago by eljay:
Too funny using JAR-JAR as your avatar, Rambler. I was thinking the same thing. I'll keep my brain-in-jar. At least I know where it is that way!

It took us a minute to realize this site was a joke too. Hahaha. Funny.
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Posted: 2 years ago by hypersapien:
Yes, landover baptist is a satire web site

Here is the main guy from the site speaking at a rally

http://www.plime.com/religion/l/30704/1/

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Posted: 2 years ago by xiatethebish:
Hey, I'm still a n00b to Plime, so can anyone explain what FAF is? At first I thought it meant Fellatio after Fingering. Or even Fried and Fatty. But for some reason, I don't think thats what it means.
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Posted: 2 years ago by hypersapien:
« xiatethebish : Hey, I'm still a n00b to Plime, so can anyone explain what FAF is? At first I thought it meant Fellatio after Fingering. Or even Fried and Fatty. But for some reason, I don't think thats what it means.
The only thing I can think of is 'Friday at Five'
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Posted: 2 years ago by indisguise:
« xiatethebish : Hey, I'm still a n00b to Plime, so can anyone explain what FAF is? At first I thought it meant Fellatio after Fingering. Or even Fried and Fatty. But for some reason, I don't think thats what it means.
fancy avatar friday. it's a theme day....
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Posted: 2 years ago by xiatethebish:
« indisguise : fancy avatar friday. it's a theme day....
:] Thanks.
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Posted: 2 years ago by tdiggity:
I refuse to change my avatar - it's fancy enough as is!! *huffs loudly and walks away*
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Posted: 2 years ago by emarco1983:
12-14 year olds will hump anything. Only this time Jar Jar was the victim, HAHA. I'm surprised this didn't happen with Furbie, or Tickle-me-Elmo.
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