LMAO!!! Who would even attampt to say any of this!! #60 is out of control!

Ya know, as crazy as this might sound. I actually have some friends who use stupid lines like that.

Wow. I can't imagine anyone actually using these. Nevertheless, I'll see how many I can use before '09.

Just not #60. You're sure to get a drink thrown in your face. LOL!

Depends... it is a bit forward, but what if you're hitting on a guy?

I'm not looking forward to #72, though.

or spit in your face. I'd be laughing so hard!

Then again, I appreciate sophmoric p0rnographic humor with a twist of sophistication. That evokes such an awful visual, I couldn't think anyone was at all serious.

:)

62 about had me fall backward out of my chair.

I'm going to go ahead and assume you're kidding about using these, Sean. Or any other pickup lines for that matter.

this looks like a list me and my friends would have used as betting materials..."i bet you 20 bucks you won't say number 23 to that chick!"

of course that one would be funny to say and then run like hell before her actual boyfriends kicks your a$$!

These are hilarious. Even funnier when you imagine someone actually using any of them!

The Guide To Gangbang Ettiquette looks like a good read. Just, uh... not at work. lol

I think if some guy did #26 to me, I'd probably be laughing too hard to slap him. Maybe.

29.) Girl, I want you to be the Angelica Singleton to my Martin Van Buren.

*blink blink*

Not for the naturally blonde in the audience?

(sorry to the NB's)

I don't get it!! ;)

Btw..this is incorrect.

3.) Let's play war. I'll lay down, and you have sex with my penis.

It's "Let's play war...I'll lay on my back and you can blow the hell out of me!!"

Psssht. Rookies.



101.Points to crotch...."well, it's not going to lick/blow itself!"

Yeah, Rookies. That is actually from one of my favorite campy songs "would you rather play army ...it ain't that hard..."

I tried using 62 on the wife and i got smacked! jokingly though. looks like 99 more to go!

46.) You're like a princess. And I'm just a lowly plumber. And the only thing standing between you and I is a monkey, throwing flaming barrels of rejection in my way!

maybe I'll throw a few other ones your way. I tried #26 with the wife, she laughed at me, actually laughed at me! so 97 more to go.

If someone used 62 on me I'd go "OMG!? Can _I_ see? That's like....rare!"

PS.. I'm not a total perv. I just enjoy the study of human behavior. ...and that IS rare.

you are like the only one who would say that! but 62 is in the top 5 lines on there. i need to say some to random people on the street and video tape the reactions.

Guy: Do you use deodorant?
Me: Uhm. Yes.
Guy: It causes breast cancer. You really shouldn't use it.
Me: Ok. Thanks for the info.
Guy: I don't wear deodorant. I hope you don't mind.
Me: It's fine by me.
Guy: In that case, you want to come back to my place and get stinky?


I almost gave him my number on the sheer fact that he made me laugh so hard I almost puked. But that also might have been from the smell.

Oh and 60 is GOLD! I'm going to use that on my bf, I bet he won't come near me for a week.

If anyone had the balls to use one of those on me, I'd probably hit the floor.

I can see someone using a corny pick-up line and being successful..granted they acknowledged the fact that it was in fact stupid. I'd dig that...the majority of these though are, um, how do you say, offensive major. Therefore they are incredibly hilarious.