Stanley Cup Smack Talking Thread


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Posted: 5 months ago by tomphoolry:
First of all, my obligatory Go Stars!!! Turco fianlly won a play-off game without shutting out the opponent. Good sign.


Now, I watched that Caps-Flyers game on TV last night. That's what playoff hockey is all about. And I guess that Ovechkin guy is a half way decent skater, huh?
Score: [-] 39 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by leehblanc:
« Moe : Yea!! Hockey sucks!
[resists urge to give only 4th downvote ever]
You're not welcome here, hoser!
[/resists urge to give only 4th downvote ever]

In the spirit of the thread, I would like to point out that the Flyers kicked the S%#@! out of the Capitals today. I guess when the Caps tied game 1 and fell on each other at center ice they really did think they won the Stanley cup. Last I checked, it took 16 games, and they hadn't (at that point) even won 1 yet. Here's hoping that WAS their Stanley Cup. They asked for it.
Score: [-] 105 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by clscott645:
« davethefish : Looks like we got it handed to us... (5 - 4 to capitals, DAMN THEM!)

STOMP THE CAPITALS!!
Yeah but we got them tonight BABY!!

SHUT OUT!!

w00t! w00t!!
Score: [-] 64 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by gratheo:
Go Canucks!
Yes, I know we're out.
...
Go Lea... wait, they're out too.
Hehehe.
Score: [-] 70 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by Bornbad:
Anybody watching the Sharks score 3 points in the first 3 minute ? Stay out of the water. (Icepigs got me into this)
Score: [-] 90 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by punthe:
« tundramonkey : *high five!*

It must be springtime in Toronto - the Leafs are out!
I link you a nice picture and this is how you repay me... ASS! : P

« tundramonkey : *high five!*

Who are you rooting for now that the Leafs are out?

Are you still cheering for Toronto, kind of like how a Riders fan will cheer for the Riders at any sporting event?
I will ALWAYS root for the Leafs no matter what they are doing, but I have to say that I would really like to see the Stanly Cup make it's way back to where it belongs... in Canada.

However, since I say piss on the Senators (Ontario rival) and I would piss on the French (Canadiens), then Calgary. Though I would love to see Sid 'the kid' raise that shiny big b*****d in the air. So, I'd have to say I want either Calgary or Pittsburgh to go all the way, eh!

*goes back to moaping over the Leafs*
Score: [-] 96 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by leehblanc:
He hits [Post]!

Rebound!

He hits [Post] again!

Score!

(it sounded better than just saying "double post" in this thread)
Score: [-] 16 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by leehblanc:
« punthe : I link you a nice picture and this is how you repay me... ASS! : P

I will ALWAYS root for the Leafs no matter what they are doing, but I have to say that I would really like to see the Stanly Cup make it's way back to where it belongs... in Canada.

However, since I say piss on the Senators (Ontario rival) and I would piss on the French (Canadiens), then Calgary. Though I would love to see Sid 'the kid' raise that shiny big b*****d in the air. So, I'd have to say I want either Calgary or Pittsburgh to go all the way, eh!


*goes back to moaping over the Leafs*
I would rather see ANYBODY raise the cup BUT Cindy Crosby. Being a Flyers fan, I get to see him quite a bit, and his diving and whining are a disgrace. Why can't we have greats like Gretzky, Messier, Lemieux or Hawerchuck anymore? Talent and class go together quite well.
Score: [-] 45 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by sykeo56:
I used to be a big hockey fan, but stopped watching after the strike. I didn't stop watching by choice, I just didn't have time. Probably my favorite sport to watch though. I'm a Rangers fan though, 'til the day I die.
Score: [-] 46 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by chinook:
« sykeo56 : I used to be a big hockey fan, but stopped watching after the strike. I didn't stop watching by choice, I just didn't have time. Probably my favorite sport to watch though. I'm a Rangers fan though, 'til the day I die.
My aunties tried to raise me that way, but it didn't work. I'm an Oilers fan, I am!

That means I hate Calgary, but I want Stanley to come out here to Alberta. It means I've got a chance of actually attending a game, or at least going to the Red Mile.
Score: [-] 76 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by duditz:
All I have to say is...Go Pittsburgh! we're beating Ottawa's a** and I hope we play Philly because it will be a hell of a series!
Score: [-] 29 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by icepigs:
How about THIS smack talk:

I've got tickets to tonight's Stars/Ducks game

AND


I've got tickets to Thursday night's Stars/Ducks game.


Beat that ya losers!
Score: [-] 70 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by tomphoolry:
« icepigs:How about THIS smack talk:

I've got tickets to tonight's Stars/Ducks game

AND


I've got tickets to Thursday night's Stars/Ducks game.


Beat that ya losers!
If I leave now, I can be at the AAC by 6:00PM. I don't even have to go home first. I wore a black t-shirt to work today. Which entrance do you want me to meet you at so you can give me the second ticket?
Score: [-] 54 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by icepigs:
« tomphoolry : If I leave now, I can be at the AAC by 6:00PM. I don't even have to go home first. I wore a black t-shirt to work today. Which entrance do you want me to meet you at so you can give me the second ticket?
Just meet me a Hooters West End. That's where we pre-game!


And don't worry about the shirt...the first 15,000 people in the door get a free black Stars T-Shirt!
Score: [-] 91 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by tomphoolry:
Shouldn't the Stars be having a half-black out and a half-white out? The lower bowl of the arena on one side of the red line would be all white while the other half would be all black. The side that Turco is facing would be the white out side and the visiting goalie would be looking at the black out side. Between every period, the whole lower bowl flips. That wasy the pcuk is always against a black backfround for the other goalie and Turco gets a nice bright white background.
Score: [-] 17 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by tundramonkey:
« icepigs : How about THIS smack talk:

I've got tickets to tonight's Stars/Ducks game

AND


I've got tickets to Thursday night's Stars/Ducks game.


Beat that ya losers!
I went to a Stars playoff home game about a decade ago. It was the Stars vs the Oilers, and my brother, cousin and I roadtripped it from Calgary to Texas. I think it took us somewhere close to 40 hours of driving, but it was worth it.

The people sitting beside us probably thought we were nuts. We sang Stompin' Tom for pretty much the whole third period.
Score: [-] 17 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by mobase:
Awright..

Who is Stanley and why are we smacking him in the cup? Was he bad?
Score: [-] 51 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by leehblanc:
Philly RIPS the Caps apart 6-3! Fall all over yourselves at center ice NOW, Caps!!! Alexandria Ovechkin even did a little ballet to draw a penalty. If that's what the best player in the league is resorting to to give his team a chance, all I have to say is... Flyers. In. Five.
Score: [-] 53 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by icepigs:
Well, that sucked.
Score: [-] 65 [+].

Posted: 5 months ago by craziesean:
« icepigs : Well, that sucked.
that spanking was in retaliation for the game 1 spanking. Pronger came out big tonight. but theres a lot more hockey yet.
Score: [-] 62 [+].

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